Saturday's Child

Under the ocean, over the moon. She found a kindred spirit, in the form of a man.

[colormush]

[suicideisquad]

[franknfauxpas]

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that... "I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!"

[thecautiousbisexual]

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

[mimundoentrelibro-deactivated20]

[lackyannie]

in any language, we know this pain

[alternativecheese-deactivated20]

this is fucking funnier in spanish

[hipster-aesthetics]

hipster blog

[feel-better-cyr]

soft & squishy, sharp & pointy

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

[ogress]

this is life with a cat

[tandisii]

[fuks]

GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF

[notfspurejam]

😂

https://twitter.com/ianhallard/status/752506020774158336

[themountainlaurel-deactivated20]

[yearning4breakfast]

hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u

[fluffytherapy]

Moms and Mini Mes.

[psyfis]

[slytherinnpride]

Get a woman who can do both

[ladaleda]

[wilwheaton]

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your former self.”

Dat mic drop tho.

[introverted-machine]

Media: women need to speak out against abuse!

Kesha: I was raped

Amber Heard: I was abused 

Media: you’re both lying, gold digging whores 

[mitunacaptoc-deactivated2017081]

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