[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[ammnontet]

the killer

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[segamascott]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[gothhabiba]

Samantha: do the people know about Ampersand Island?

me: ... no.....

[gothhabiba]

this is Ampersand Island. every time I come across a beautiful, interesting, or unusual ampersand in my archival travels I take a screenshot and place it neatly in this little pile on my desktop

[gothhabiba]

[afieldinengland]

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

[psyfis]

end song - alex g

[ryebreadgf]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[valtsv]

"i have died. badly." is one of my favorite phrases in the english language its always bouncing around in my head like a dvd screensaver

[alenseress]

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[desolationlesbian]

when i see a 40 minute youtube video called "THE SEARCH FOR BANANA BUBBLE GUY (Lost Media)" about a bunch of forum users trying to find a single three-minute Belarusian claymation short that aired on cartoon network exactly once at 3am in 1985 with all the seriousness and drama of a homicide manhunt