Sideblog for Klance

Just gonna reblog the quiznak out of my OTP + other VLD stuff

[nikogane-deactivated20241026]

i take my whiskey neattt 🗣️🗣️

cowboy klance sketches

[catnippackets]

ALRIGHT.

[pidger]

i can’t believe it’s canon that keith got kicked out because he punched iverson in the face

[pidger]

fan: so why did keith get expelled from the garrison?

joaquim: who do you think gave iverson his perpetual black eye

[justsomeprimarypaladins]

What I like most about it is it implies either

A) that 9 months ago Keith punched iverson so hard the bruise still won’t go away or

B) that Keith keeps spontaneously reappearing on garrison property just to kick iverson’s ass (the cryptid we all deserve)

[pidger]

have you seen the bitch? it’s obviously B, like—

someplace in the garrison: (blows up)

iverson, turning around as smoke from the explosion billows around him: no…. no please…. not again……. my calculations say it’s still on the fif-

keith:

[laithfull]

Iverson:

[pidger]

i can’t believe it’s canon that keith got kicked out because he punched iverson in the face

[pidger]

fan: so why did keith get expelled from the garrison?

joaquim: who do you think gave iverson his perpetual black eye

[justsomeprimarypaladins]

What I like most about it is it implies either

A) that 9 months ago Keith punched iverson so hard the bruise still won’t go away or

B) that Keith keeps spontaneously reappearing on garrison property just to kick iverson’s ass (the cryptid we all deserve)

[pidger]

have you seen the bitch? it’s obviously B, like—

someplace in the garrison: (blows up)

iverson, turning around as smoke from the explosion billows around him: no…. no please…. not again……. my calculations say it’s still on the fif-

keith:

[09876543345678998765434567-deac]

soft nonsense 

[lioncunt]

i love how klance moments/scenes have like Official Titles

The Bonding Moment

The Elevator Scene

The Bedroom Scene

i hope this is a trend that continues

[fryingpansscrap]

I thought this post was very klance 

[fryingpansscrap]

welcome to my inconsistent art style and klance grocery AU

[Part1] [Part2]

Bonus:

[bluemcclain-deactivated20171212]

Voltron Season 3 Full Download

Hey guys! So I spent my morning searching through websites and downloading all 7 episodes! I downloaded them and compressed them all into a zip and uploaded it to mediafire. And sharing it for everyody to enjoy!

Download here

If you experience any problems with downloading the zip file, unpacking it or anything at all feel free to send me a message or an ask!

Make sure to like and reblog so others can download the episodes as well!

[holsi]

i am looking forward to seeing these two develop together :3c

[nadhie]

here’s a very original definitively never done before mermaid!AU

also!! I recently hit a HUGE milestone!! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF YOU!!!!! never thought I’d get this far!!❤

[kalluramoved]

ok but if lance flirts with anyone with two legs why’d he flirt with mermaids riddle me this shada

[leggylance]

at keith and lance's wedding, keith and lance don't receive engagement rings and instead they get engagement swords. they have a sword fight after hearing "you may now fight the groom", and whoever wins gets to kiss the other. this is an ancient galran tradition

VALID CONCEPT ✅

[skdaks2-deactivated20221110]

きす keith 

[immakingthisforvoltron]

I have no idea what’s going on but I love it

[yaboykeiji]

happy birth bby

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Okay okay but can we please have more headcannons about twitter famous Lance and the struggles he faces with awful porn?? (and also maybe some about this mouthy heykogane person) Because it is the greatest AU and I could only dream of becoming famous this way

yeah he gets really hung up on clothing details in particular, such as 

pls tell me this guys gonna take his socks off plssss tellllll meeeee hes gonna take his soooooocks offfffff

and

that was actually a rly nice shirt idk why ur ripping it off him he coulda worn that out wiht the boys after

but other times it’ll be really logical realizations about the set/plot/whathaveyou:

zero chance theyre actually in a dorm room rn bein that fuckin loud. if i heard that shit next door u better believe im comin after ur ass

or

theres way too much stuff plugged into that outlet thats a fire hazard irl my dudes 

or

so ur tellin me u open up on a pizza delivery and ur just gonna let that pizza sit there and get cold are u srs

some other, miscellaneous tweets: 

my boi on bottom has a blink182 tat and thats how i know hes my boi 

lookin up my boi’s other vids holy shit hes fuckin cute

nooo hes got a watersports one. noo dont go where i cant follow 3

eventually @heykogane starts tweeting at him again and it spirals

@lance-mclaid youre not gonna link to “ur boi”?

@heykogane no im a v jealous person and hes my boi not our boi

@lance-mclaid pretty sure hes got other ppl watching his vids

@heykogane nope im all 59,643 views but good try

@lance-mclaid if thats true you need to get laid in real life. like big time.

@heykogane roger that babe pm me ur address

@heykogane doesnt respond in any way shape or form

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

an au where lance is twitter-famous for tweeting shit about the porn he’s watching - but not because it’s sexy or anything - more like it’s hilarious because it’s just really vague and he never links to the videos and everyone loses their mind following because they get to see periodic tweets like:

homeboi in the blues got no idea how rocked hes about to get. i mean he does bc its scripted but storyline wise hes about to get shook 

and

i never seen a frat bedroom this organized in my life i call bs

and

guess we’re not tagging for piss anymore ok good to know. woulda been better to know beforehand but

and he starts getting all of these followers out of nowhere and it becomes A Thing and he guesses it’s kinda funny but he’s mostly just here to get his thoughts out because he cant concentrate on the video when there’s so much to talk about like:

dudes just lit a jersey on fire? theyre standin in a forest bare ass naked dick n balls at the ready and they got lighter fluid and fire

and sometimes he’ll go on strings of related tweets that keep his notifications blowing up all night because:

bro five thrusts and then a long pause aint gonna cut it this is why this vids 48min

ffs keep fucking him why are u stopping

hooooooomg fuck him

ok this is just sad i feel bad for this bottom i could fuck him better than this

bottom im so sorry honey u come to my house we’ll fix this

eventually some dude with the handle @heykogane tweets at him like:

do you even get off to these videos or are you too busy running your mouth

and lance just stares at it and then replies for everyone to see with a:

@heykogane id like to see u try to cum when the tops plowin away wearin a lucky charms shirt