(Lai)Tue

Can lettuce draw? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps folks we’re about to find out. I mainly post my hyperfixation tainted school doodles, fiddling a bit on flipaclip too, No NSFW

[giggleandshit]

they are both too stupid to live and too sweetie to die

[silayter]

Not now kitten, daddy’s hearing voices

[jaytherad]

I HATE AI I HATE AI I HATE AI GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK

[jaytherad]

me: i need to piss

@laitue-artz: go piss boy

me: ...no, its go piss girl or ill pee on you. thanks for trying tho 🥰

laitue: sorryyyy i was trying to be inclusive. you know i dont believe in gender. go piss, nondescript human being

me: excuse me i am VERY descript

[jaytherad]

us, petting kaya

@laitue-artz: aww shes so cute

me: did you just misgender my dog

laitue: i dont believe in gender, its not a real thing, we're all just people ✨💖

me, busy: i love sniffing her ears

[jaytherad]

me giggling about how i stalked a blog who stalked me, which i only did cu they sent me an anon after i liked one of their posts about how theyre not a real person and i should not acknowledge them

@laitue-artz says: well how would you feel if someone youve been following and liking suddenly interacted with you

me: id pee.

laitue: oh that happened to me 😮‍💨 theyll be fineeeee

[toastedliver]

[toastedliver]

[toastedliver]

Its you!

Despite everything, its you!

[toastedliver]

Night in ninjago city

the ninja ganggg

I have never drawn these many charcter in one drawing omg im glad it looks good

also i added cole petting my cat bc hes my favorite and bc why not

[lewilivy]

Damn the person who drew that must be like so cool and awesome and deserves a million dollars

[shamebats]

[laitue-artz]

Falling into a spiral, my guy

[jaytherad]

and how are you eating your chicken soup this passover?

we ran out of plastic bowls 😭

[laitue-artz]

All hail the holy broth and פסח שמח🍜🫓✨

[toastedliver]

Its you!

Despite everything, its you!

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[wordfather]

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

[bilgisticallykosher]

Feel like jumblr's gonna hate this one.

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