"Intellectually Attracted" To Mia Fey

29 | She/Her | In the house like carpet

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[imfullabeans]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[fruitzzone]

elias bouchard is changing the logo of the institue on their website to rainbow colours as we speak

[aceattorneygamesfan]

Happy Pride Month to the only straight guy in the entire series. Thoughts and prayers to poor Larry. Stay proud no matter what the gays around you think.

one like=one pry for straight larry 🙏🙏🙏

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

[thetetra]

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[goodfuckinggodss]

when im at the " nobody's trying to GET you and nobody's hiding anything from you " intervention and the people giving the intervention are my actively hiding information from you friend, trying to traumatize me in different and innovative ways boss , trying to kill you monster who replaced my friend and also the future love of my life

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[veryfunctional]

Lunch time!!

[ladyyellow-thegremlin]

Gerry Keay’s final statement

[herr-hair]

Sentencing Jonathan sims to the white void

[virtualplume]

We need to put a ban on Jonah’s harem. He has too many men at his feet, it’s ridiculous. If I hear one more “dear jonah,” I’m gonna throw a plate at his head

[yeoldecryptid]

I’d like to think that once Gerry realized that Gertrude did not give a single smidge about what the archives looked like, he started pulling these kinds of shenanigans.

(Transcript: photograph of a two drawer brown metal file cabinet. The top drawer is labeled ‘top secret’ and the bottom drawer is labeled ‘bottom secret.)

[mantis-creature]

@toothflowers dtiys of Sasha!! Had a lot of fun designing her