שָׁלוֹם

A 5ft 6in Jewish girl who loves Rush, Queen, Metallica, Panic at the Disco, Heart, Foo Fighters, listening to music, reading, Alex Flinn, the Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood, being with family, and pretending I'm cool :)

[seriousjones]

homer of a lonely bart

[seriousjones]

(much better than a) homer of a broken bart

[agetwellcard]

imagine being hot…wouldn’t it be neat

[thatcreepypastalover]

[more-dopamine]

i would stay up with someone i hate just to talk to them out of suicide.

[dabilbobagins-deactivated201811]

I would stay up with ANYBODY!! Just to talk them out of suicide.

[mystaryheart-deactivated2016050]

I would try but i would probably make it wore so blegh dont trust me….

[coldlikedeath]

Would do, have done, three strong coffees solves the tiredness problem.

[punavoidable]

THE SHARK ON THE RIGHT IS STRAIGHT UP KILLIN’ IT 

AND THE SHARK ON THE LEFT JUST HAS NO FCKING CLUE WHAT HE’S DOING

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY OMFG

[nothinglikeinthemovies]

[aang-banged-deactivated20141124]

This needs to be spread a lot more than it is

[thisbitchyellsback]

My feminism will ALWAYS include trans women, sex workers, women of color, disabled women, fat women, intersex women, poor women, neuroatypical women, and all the other women who are often neglected

Reblog if yours will too (and feel free to include anything i missed)

[imperadrice]

amisuniverse

Hahhahahahahhaha

[volpestarks]

[boredpanda]

Illustrator Turns People’s Deepest And Darkest Fears Into Comics

[playstationgirl]

Okay and now there are several new things I’m afraid of.

[armadillidium-vulgar]

I already know my deer head watches sometimes… He won’t admit it but I just have this feeling… XD

[androidsandvikings]

I have several of those fears, tbh

[tina-hale]

No mirror allowed anywhere I can see them from my bed, for years now. I know someone is watching me otherwise -_-

[lamebookworm]

sexual attraction: wow I wanna fuck that

romantic attraction: wow I wanna date that

sensual attraction: wow I wanna cuddle that

aesthetic attraction: wow that exists

[in-the-land-of-gods-and-monsters]

[lamebookworm]

society: always remember to be yourself *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

society: without being fat, hairy, pimply faced, big nosed,too skinny, too busty, too curvy, etc.

[fyeahhousewifeswag-blog]

[zayoken-deactivated20140215]

She’s cute

[excusemyhubris-deactivated20160]

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

[housewifeswag]

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

[onecelestialbeing]

BURN

[danilakozlovsky]

OH THAT WAS GOLD

[pickletz-deactivated20160921]

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

[petra-von-kvnt]

[freakingcrazyforconnor]

I’m screaming.

[connorfranta]

I’m screaming at eddie to calm tf down

[snime]

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere