Nappy Nonsense

Laykelin music ~ Jokes ~ plants

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[toastbutteregg]

[hydro-homies]

Growing up

[ttrustissues]

I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to

[unclefather]

no one:

body dysmorphia: lol you look like this

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[gahdamnpunk]

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

[otsitsyataka-deactivated2018110]

This is heartbreaking 💔

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

his name is Matthew Charles

[ikariyuiofficial]

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

[flootzavut]

This is awful.

[yellovv]

hey guys, it already worked.

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

People power at work

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

[luvmangosdope]

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

[yesbitemeharder]

Why tf we ain’t got these?

[rooksandravens]

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

[alisonzai]

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[gatchett-deactivated20160225]

stop that

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[badjokesbyjeff]

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[deatofabachelor]

when no one in class is ready for the test