lampert

please wash your hands

[lampert4sale]

welcome to ikea

hi im like the host (@identity-crisis-x2) of this ask blog or something.. any pronouns are okay referring to me but lampert is he/him

basic rules

i’m a minor. please no inappropriate, suggestive or sensitive asks… i’m fine with like kissing or cuddling just more wholesome stuff :)

basic dni list, no racism, nor pro-shippers, etc. please just be a normal human being.

please don’t repeatedly spam in my inbox, dw its fine if you send more than one ask just please don’t be sending me 145 asks in a row.

i might not be able to answer your asks instantly but i’ll try to respond to as many as i possibly can.

i’m not the real lampert (BONKERS!! IK!!) not everything i say is going to be 133% canon.

will use /ooc if i’m talking out of character. thx for reading :D

[dragonoftheunderground]

RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

@thebunnyofevil @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @singular-ghost-sound @staffs-secret-blog

@staff @badjokesbyjeff @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @pukicho

@holisticdetective42

Stop KOSA

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.

Posted May 18, 2024.

[j4sp3rrrr]

@subspacekisser1 @subspaces-tripmine @subspacesuperfan @subspace-t-mine @supersecretanon @zipper-stickz @zipper-stick @kimitona-clownzee @k1rbbbb @kai-sillyman @mcdolans @novorehere @notimetoparty @nommingfictionalmfs @willingcannibalvictim @safe-from-sharp-teeth @hexexists @an-dusty-gun @anonymous--writings @antiradqueerguy @hh-and-hb-fan @unoriginal-and-dumb @here-comes-the-snow @hypertana-posts @jam-showtoonz @lucid-daydreaming-art @blastergraft @cheezbot @staff @sweet-marigold @swmgsillystuff7 @unoriginal-and-dumb @q-uzi @warmupncanvas @exponentialb-zukas @racoonsarecute0 @reallycreativenickname @the-ecl1pse @yes-im-youtube-kids @inanimatemaw @itsxroxannex @omocatportfolio @oyasumioyasumicloseyoureyes @opikarts @a113cowgirl @definitely-tiktok-trust @firefox-official @gradient-jeremy-asks @1nternet-ang3l @4ambored

[ruthauburn]

@aroacesafeplaceforall @i-am-a-fish @its-target-official @pukicho @wrenbird03 @pinnakoladda @aspec-mafia-official @aussieaspecforces @one-time-i-dreamt

these are all of the people i could think of for now but anyone who sees this please rb!

[wrenbird03]

KOSA will not ‘protect the children’. KOSA will never ‘protect the children’. KOSA will not stop kids from learning about queer people and women’s rights outside of the internet. Unlike what the conservatives want to believe, LGBTQIA+ people and woman’s rights exist outside of this place. Like, you know that people talking to each other has existed since the beginning of time, right? Censoring the internet does nothing but add absolutely unnecessary surveillance. The only way to stop people from learning these things is to censor our society completely, which I would like to think would be impossible, but I really wouldn’t put it past the government, especially if Trump gets back in office.

Moral of the story, call your senators. Tag who you know and do what you can do to help, as the original post says. Reblog this.

@curruchu @thefloralmenace @your-queer-dad @i-am-a-snom @actual-transgender-navy @obviously-enby-airforce @nonbinary-coastguard @actual-aspec-military And ANY. OTHER. GIMMICK. BLOGS.

[the-nebula-sys]

@agentldiddy

[agentleem]

To me my x-mutuals

@ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @casual-mitosis-collective @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @bacony-cakes @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @fuitgummygirlthing @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @charlie-but-not-slimecicle @funny-short-man @dehlsohl @hellavapid more to come

[actually-evening-star]

GIMMICKERS GET THE LIST, WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD

QUICK, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY MAIN SOURCE OF ACE ATTORNEY BRAINROT

"LIKES" WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL

[putting-exit-door-in-places]

Stop KOSA! @putting-bubble-in-places @putting-chell-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places

Spread the word!

[beansnmcnuggets]

Fucking hell not this shit again.

Alright, everyone. Y'all know what to do.

@williamfnafton @psychicdamage-identified @rat-detector @shipperwithnomister @lukadjo @reality-itself-but-magic @a-wild-torterra @profeshinul-wizurd @sol-stars @littleshapeshifter

[sentient-tapioca-deactivated202]

EVERYONE TAG PEOPLE I WANNA KEEP MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT

@breezysuffers @dnstrawberrycake @draconicsnail @gildemandwee-posting @that1ghostsoph

[xirine13]

@iamindebt @aquatastic @teaktty

[neptune-139]

@derangedanomaly @dreemurr-skelememer @ask-bubblegum-sans @asmolllurker @bonejello @fell-is-suffering @fresh-ya-broski @reaper--sans @geno--sans @itsxroxannex @irriska @kaissauce @comyet @mothpimp @mnenzyviolet @mblue-art @nosebleed-inglishera @neorouxls @thegrinningkitten @theskeletongames @thebad-lydrawn-sanses @velvettecakes @voxblog @vantriloquist @voidandabyssal @wr-n @xpau-official @youracecard @zucchiyeni @zu-is-here

Sorry if you don't want to by @ed, oh people who inspire me on tumblr

[birdd6565]

@neverniko101 @nonlethal-au @chisummer @cosmo-clown @cakesmelons @amoratheskeleton @afterartist @afraidparade

Sorry to my not moots because yeah sorry if you're bothered by the ping

[amoratheskeleton]

Oh god

@karineverse @proxdragon

Idk who to tag sorry pls

[fir3lit3]

i’m so sorry if you do not want to be pinged in this. this is important.

if you see this, please reblog it, even if you weren’t tagged. this can change lives.

@noodlemagicramen @r1nse-and-repeat @k4tsur0 @mortus-ch @4bumble @spoiledsprings @vivlovesglitter @popiollie @squidling2005 @jellyfinnsworld @moccasins @epicjuice @sneezyfrogstudios @spaccadt @westaysilly @muffincryptid @tarobii @thetunashop @zucchiyeni @safwunnz @hypurion

[r1nse-and-repeat]

cracks knuckles. its go time

@scramble-eg @o4ktree

[scramble-eg]

battle beings !! >:(

@bluu3berry erm idk who to tag :(

[b1vebite]

@anon-coke , @cray-area , @the-second-reason , @thelunarsystemwrites

Bitch why are they trying to shove laws online???

[pucabearry-deactivated20241030]

@cha0s-critter

[byt3-0nline]

@disappointedcreeper

[v0id-clawz]

@your-pal-nebula @bunchofwetsnakes @hacker-the-simp @tooningin @eylexi @letheancloud @manybears @thevoidisback @mywolfblaze

[tooningin]

@flower-boi16 @tinygremlim

@todomemolesta18

@sunnydust2003

@e123fazimus

[flesh-made-of-wires]

@cult-of-the-lamb-fan @artsycloudysleepy @mylackofgrammaristerrifying @silvirscythie @oodlesndoodles @edgyedgelord @narinderthefufflyboi @qowlfox379 @henryisabigfatbitch @vibeswithdior @justlikemushroom @c0nstell4ti0n @aceiscoool @taremgames @rosees3ray

(@ and anyone who sees this)

[cult-of-the-lamb-fan]

OH GOD

[dotbot2012]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JESUS, ALLAH, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN REBLOG

[cult-of-the-lamb-fan]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[yourlastbraincell64]

@theotherendcomics @balloon-salesman @minimumwagecola @j-axis

[sillygoofyboii]

uhhhhhhhh

help idk who the hell else to tag but uhhhhhh

@caretaleandotherstuff

@s0ckh3adstudios

I know y’all have decently wide audiences sooooo sorry if y’all didn’t wanna be tagged especially since y’all don’t really know me but uhhhhhh

still

screw kosa

[caretaleandotherstuff]

It's fine Silly!

But I'm sure my audience isn't that big-

WAIT HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS

[alexsorsis]

heya there care

anyways @undertale-person @miracle-negative @qin-qin16 @lurkinganon0-0 @comiverse @idiotanonfrz @kristinhateslife @skeleton-mischief

I’m sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged but this is sorta important. Please tag anyone else you know

[undertale-person]

Hello Alex, thanks for tagging me. I'll deliver this message.

@wassup-i-exist @wonkus-bonkus @wickjump @emjoyzhos-ej @elizakai @theskeletongames @thatoneguyfromtheantivoid @yookieookie @itsxroxannex @itsclownny @itsmisallica @papyrus-14567 @pinkcottoncandyss @ask-the-cat-cafe @arik-fonarik @somegrumpynerd @silly-comics @somegrumpynerd @determinedfanartist @derrickisms @faultycal-culator @haneenatya @hybridsans @hotdogstandz @jakei95 @julia-jck @krossheadquarters @lenainris @luxsolis-angelus @zu-is-here @z0mbielovrr @zucchiyeni @comyet @voidzphere @bird-nobody @bicho-kromer @blueyaxolotl @nonlethal-au @nullneo @miracle-negative @milkybnnuy @monolite001

Welp, that should be enough. Sorry for tagging you, you don't have to rb if you don't want to. But this will help a lot of minors and children such as myself.

[julia-jck]

I don't fully understand what this is all about (my head hurts like he*l, so I skipped reading it all). But from the small info I were able to see, this seem to be very important.

Don't do like me and skipp it (I'm going to reed it all when my head's better)

[orangemayham]

ISTG THEY NEED TO LEAVE US ALONE GOD DAMN

[silenced-thought]

I have no clue what this is about but it seems like a big deal so

@beegobuzz66 @nachee-fox @imtrashraccoon

I dont know who else

Not to mention I don't know if I should tag anyone else but who knows

[silenced-thought]

Reblogging again to add more ppl

@swiftmitsu @mellybabbles @pangur-and-grim @rickybabyboy @ask-the-cat-cafe @superbfirnacho @cakesmelons @itsxroxannex @elizakai

Don't know more

[jaydove-writes]

@floofgryph @bettinalevyisdetermined @aroacesafeplaceforall @alchemicalwerewolf @thecrazyalchemist @vivianfangirl2005 @jennyviviandee @larz-barz please tag and reblog.

[bees-official]

@long-form-contentment @mcgeese @breadismylifeline @yourlocalmenacetm @bumble-b-goode @cp-snitch @cringe-sunday @augusthasfallen @just-a-lesbian-human

[cp-snitch]

Oh shit

@munkegutz @nankchittle @darthpastry @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @non-tyrannical-usa @guatemala-official

[cp-snitch]

Oh yeah and @bored-dromaeosaur @maryland-no-rabies @literally-hottopic @totallyoperagx @totally-italy @totallycirclek @the-red-planet-mars

[totallycirclek]

yea lets not

[wcgc-glitch05]

@am-i-too-old-for-warriors-yet @angstywildcats @asexualslikememestoo

@axolotluv @achivement-unlocked @badjokesbyjeff @brackenfur @beetleshade

@breadforreal @bugth1ng @bananainsplits

@bagelwizard @ballercollective @comment-tube @beetlepies @bivekits @bivez @bivethetheorist @biveaday @dovewingz

[lampert4sale]

Have five pride flags, you have to give them to five people, doesn't matter who or what you give them to DO IT :]

say less..

i might clean them first though

[lampert4sale]

hay!!! i gave in and made a wallter askblog…. it’s @wetcement6 but if the @ doesn’t work i’ll reblog on that account!

also……. ooc question again…., what are some things to put in an introductory post…. blinks with big shiny eyebals

SRRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE!!!!!!! but when making ur introduction post, make sure you list your boundaries, rules for the blog, and brief info about YOU!! the mod :0)

also everyone GO FOLLOW @wetcement6 ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

/ooc

[lampert4sale]

best boots fanart EVAR (i drew that on the toilet in 20 seconds)

aggressive fire emoji

/ooc

[lampert4sale]

ooc question for you!!

are rp blogs fun because i may or may not want to start one❓ also do you have any tips on how to even start one in the first place pretty pleeaes

hmmmmmmmmn

they’re very fun!!

choose a character that you believe you know the best when making a role play account!!!!!! like cuz imagine u, little billy, making a mannequin mark role play account, but you don’t know how to role play as mannequin mark, or type like em!!! so choose a character you know well

in order to get attention, go into other role players ask blogs then you’ll get more attention if ur ask gets answered,,,,,

also tell me what ur rp account is gunna be pookie i need to support you!!!!! fire emoji

/ooc

[sweetceru]

honestly i’ve been SOMEHOW feeling more fond of boots (the mannequin) even though it has like no lore

but! if not boots i’ll probably do like,,, wallter or something because i know qQUITE a bit about him!! (not as much as lapert but i don’t wanna be a copycat) but i’m really set on boots for some reason⁉️

[lampert4sale]

u can make a lampert account if you want or a boots account or a wallter account!!! it doesn’t matter if there’s already another ask blog with the same character, it’s bound to happen!!! any new account would be epic! :333 /ooc

[sweetceru]

EEK ok!!! i just felt a little bad is all even though perhaps i shouldn’t! i will have to practice drawing all three firstly since i wanna make drawings to go along with asks!! thank yu for being kind ^^ /gen

[lampert4sale]

ur welcome!!!! i’ll make sure to try and shout your new account as much as i can!!!! :0) /ooc

[lampert4sale]

Lampert important question

Yaoi, Yuri, or both?

all the above.

[lampert4sale]

ooc question for you!!

are rp blogs fun because i may or may not want to start one❓ also do you have any tips on how to even start one in the first place pretty pleeaes

hmmmmmmmmn

they’re very fun!!

choose a character that you believe you know the best when making a role play account!!!!!! like cuz imagine u, little billy, making a mannequin mark role play account, but you don’t know how to role play as mannequin mark, or type like em!!! so choose a character you know well

in order to get attention, go into other role players ask blogs then you’ll get more attention if ur ask gets answered,,,,,

also tell me what ur rp account is gunna be pookie i need to support you!!!!! fire emoji

/ooc

[sweetceru]

honestly i’ve been SOMEHOW feeling more fond of boots (the mannequin) even though it has like no lore

but! if not boots i’ll probably do like,,, wallter or something because i know qQUITE a bit about him!! (not as much as lapert but i don’t wanna be a copycat) but i’m really set on boots for some reason⁉️

[lampert4sale]

u can make a lampert account if you want or a boots account or a wallter account!!! it doesn’t matter if there’s already another ask blog with the same character, it’s bound to happen!!! any new account would be epic! :333 /ooc

[lampert4sale]

*stares at you with my big autistic eyes*

stares at you with bigger eyes

[lampert4sale]

car update!

shout out to my boy user sweetceru!!!!!!! and they’re FAT cat!!! /ooc

[lampert4sale]

WH6 D0 Y0U SN3AK TH4O7GH M6 W1ND0W>:[-Infected

i’m currently pretending to be the lamp in your room right now and have been for several hours.

[lampert4sale]

*puts you in the microwave* 😇😇😇

turns into the microwave and uses my magic microwave powers to set you ablaze

[lampert4sale]

squid or octopus

this is extremely important!!!!!!

Squid because Splatoon. I like playing it on the ROKEAS tvs.

[lampert4sale]

ooc question for you!!

are rp blogs fun because i may or may not want to start one❓ also do you have any tips on how to even start one in the first place pretty pleeaes

hmmmmmmmmn

they’re very fun!!

choose a character that you believe you know the best when making a role play account!!!!!! like cuz imagine u, little billy, making a mannequin mark role play account, but you don’t know how to role play as mannequin mark, or type like em!!! so choose a character you know well

in order to get attention, go into other role players ask blogs then you’ll get more attention if ur ask gets answered,,,,,

also tell me what ur rp account is gunna be pookie i need to support you!!!!! fire emoji

/ooc

[lampert4sale]

kidnaps you but in a polite and shy manner

screams for help in a polite and shy manner

[lampert4sale]

BLASTS YOIU WITH MAGICAL UNICORNM POWER

how dare you turn me into a unicorn!!!! 😡👊

[lampert4sale]

Get. Away. from my son.

no lmao

i will be continuing to sneak through his window