when them savoy truffles come out sizzlin‼️

I've really been into frivolous matters lately | not posting art on this acc anymore | 20-something | he/him

[mothtowers]

my mom sold me to Red Letter Media

[bobdylanyaoi]

i can't really make fun of gaylors because of my whole deal but they're wrong and i'm right

[lamps-dot-gov]

deutsche bahn, you have made yourself a powerful enemy

[lamps-dot-gov]

i went to the cinema to see a new movie but the guy in front of me got a ticket for a classic and i was like wait that sounds kinda good so i went to see that one too and it was awesome. never be yourself

[q-soc-official]

i wish the minions were real

i would say funny words and wear my dungarees i would watch Gru and those kids of his all night while drinking a minion shake with my minion family. i'll have bananas every day that's worth 5 minion dollars. i would go to basement raves every night. i am also more likely to meet bob, kevin, stuart and dave.

i wish the minions were real :(

[q-soc-official]

I'm going bald and I'm taking you with me

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[lamps-dot-gov]

my city's evil cinema obtained a 70mm IMAX projector which means I'll be forced (yes, FORCED) to pay 30€ to see the odyssey. truly shameful.

[lamps-dot-gov]

nirvanna the band the show is genuinely soooooo good but sometimes i have to close my hand in a fist and squeeze really tight until my fingers go numb just to get through some scenes

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[lamps-dot-gov]

they gotta invent a way to tell people that you care about them over text without sounding like you're about to jump off a bridge

[electricsynthesis]

gay lance

[q-soc-official]

Your mid 20s are mostly about going to the cinema

[lamps-dot-gov]

im such a stupid useless chud i forgot to put sugar in my lemon cake

[drops-of-universe]

i fw you most ardently

[watermotif]

can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky

[q-soc-official]

puppyplay but you just leave me in a hot car and i die of a heatstroke