Hungy Flamp

I like lamps-D&D blog-they/them

[lamps-r-cool]

I just think they should let me teach the old way of casting spells. my fire ball is better than yours

[lamps-r-cool]

The last month of spring continues to smother the senses in pollen.

Pollen sounds so sweet doesn't it? It'd be a wonderful name one may think.

It corrodes the soul.

[lamps-r-cool]

A aaple

[lamps-r-cool]

The cedar is closer now

Closer than it's ever been

It's uncomfortable

[lamps-r-cool]

I just think more people should go "man. That guy is cool. We should kiss."

[lamps-r-cool]

hey chat. How do you tell if you're in one really long dream? Because, this shouldn't be happening still He's here

[lamps-r-cool]

The Bat

dusty mud coats the flesh in ways unimaginable to those who can not experience it. It yearns for every crack and crevasse, it begs to be held, as the mulch sticks to your childhood clothing. Let it envelop your senses, love it. It doesn't know how to on it's own.

[lamps-r-cool]

Giving my inner demon a snack. They need it

[everyday-cutephoto]

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[the-haiku-bot]

“Man its too bad that

im straight since I’ve got like no

gag reflex and all.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[felinefractious]

NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White

[hugsohugs]

compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[enderwasended]

had a vision

[pnglove]

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are cats ♡

[only-cat-memes]

[mr-something-0r-another]