mine.

get it? good.

[awesome-picz]

Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day.

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[babylonsabby]

Dionysus: You got troubled spirits? Cause I got a dildo.

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lamsamdump]

Cats have the best survival strategy ever: They get food, shelter, medical care, and a box to shit in. All they have to do in return is be cute.

That's it. It's fucking genius.

... lets be honest we didn't domesticate cats they domesticated us.

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[lamsamdump]

Walter the Waterbear

[eraemx]

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

[i-amneveralone-deactivated20201]

wow.

[robotsandfrippary]

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

[lamsamdump]

Just an FYI for all of the tourists that visit my home state of Michigan: Our lakes have rip currents JUST AS POWERFUL AS THE ONES THAT HAPPEN IN THE OCEAN.

If you have never seen one of the Great Lakes you cannot possibly imagine how gargantuan these beasts are. They are nothing like your lakes at home, they don't behave like your lakes at home. They can have 20 foot waves at the shores, rip currents, the piers can become death traps where waves crashing over them WILL drag you in.

People die every year because they don't respect the lakes, much like the ocean. Botton line: Don't be a dumbass, do your research.

[lamsamdump]

My quality content for you.

[lamsamdump]

I only ever see butterflies in rich neighborhoods. Butterflies are snobs.

[lamsamdump]

So, I did a thing.

I’ve been creating these beauties for a few years now.

It never occurred to me that I should share my beauties with the world. Or that I should drag up other peoples babies (these are both my very male cats) for them.

Please send your amazing cat pictures to my ask-box so I can glam them up. I’ve run out of friend’s cat pictures, and using ones from the internet seems kinda weird?? ANYWAY. Send me those headshots, please. 

Or, I am accepting orders on Fiverr as well at samjayel. :3

[wesfanemt333]

[forgamers]

[thunder-thighs-sfw]

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

[megatome]

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

[kaijuno]

[neenarchive]

it's the lesbianism....

[island-delver-go]

Look at this perfectly (mis)timed shot

Look at this goofy goggly boi

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

I literally could not interpret this image for several seconds as anything but cadtoonishly bulging eyes

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[smawes]