Yes I'm a Homestuck Baby

Dani~cis~f~she/her/them/whatever~20~ quoiroromantic???~poly /demi sexual~only interested in platonic relationships~Aries ☆ Now accepting commissions!!! ♡ A place for stuff I like, mostly homestuck and feminist related. I tag things within reason, please...

[lamuertemegido]

Should I start going back on tumblr???

Y/n

[ahotknife]

those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

[lamuertemegido]

As an aries, it personally bothers me whenever aries isn’t the first one listed on horoscope things bc aries is first alphabetically and just in order in general and that says alot about aries mindset overall I think

[twoofcups]

it’s thursday

it’s his day …

[vigilmaker]

th

[vigilmaker]

thorsd

[twoofcups]

him.

[left-reminders]

[kaijuno]

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

[inthisquarter]

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

[earth-tooth]

dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Already reblogged one of these but another reminder: don’t by nautilus shells!

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[maccymacdonald]

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

[wishfishy]

Milk ghost. Oh no.

[muskegmaenad]

Abyss skeleton. Nice.

[suzirya]

Shimmer squid

[castrel64]

Flower piece of shit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

SWAMP LOLITA!!! FINALLY!!!

[lunedemiels]

COMMUNIST GOTH.

[reecheecx]

…60’s…Mermaid… 👀🧜🏼‍♀️🌊

Le. Lemme just figure out,,, howww

[mysmeheadc]

Honey vintage 😎😎

[winterforpolandandfrance]

I included a pic because I didn’t think y’all would believe me

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

[waterlilyrose]

Never not reblog.

[sofia-weightless]

On point

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

you’re not falling behind. you are still young and have a whole life ahead of you. you have enough time to explore things u love and experience your life and make your goals come true and find reasons to live. take things one day at a time and don’t let the fear of falling behind stop you because life isn’t a race.

[blakefosho-deactivated20110503-]

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

I hope Stephen Hawking’s anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist politics aren’t erased from history, or obscured in our collective remembrance of him. 

[socialistexan]

They erased MLK, George Orwell, and Hellen Keller’s anti-capitalist positions, they’ll definitely do they same for Hawking.

Hell, most people outright ignored it while he was alive.

[socialistexan]

Thinking about it, the best comparison is Einstein.

Einstein was a great advocate for socialism, economic and racial justice, and higher education, but the neoliberal capitalist system has reduced his accomplishments to “e=mc^2” and sell his likeness on pop t-shirts.

[sun-through-the-trees]

Crazy that the shit that all the geniuses agree on tends to be similar and nobody acknowledges it

[sidras-tak]

here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[cartel]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

[poryqon]

Love, Simon was a great movie. My only gripe is that when he is discussing Christmas Music he does not mention Mariah Carey’s iconic 1994 single “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. Now, we are all aware all gays know the tea that Mariah invented Christmas in 94, which is why we worship her. So is Simon truly gay? Is he a Top? In this essay I will be analyzing…