(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros
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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

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@sun-through-the-trees
(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.
Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to
Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know theyâre doing a good job.
Try imagining a place where itâs always safe and warm
its pride month gavamont, you know what that means....
Yeah, it means weâre going to the gay wizard club!
What potion you gettinâ at the club? Ability based on the Gilbert 8 stripe flag
Pink (sex)
Red (life)
Orange (healing)
Yellow (sunlight)
Green (nature)
Turquoise (magic/art)
Indigo (serenity)
Violet (spirit)
You might think I'd pick green, but in the fun dimension, the pride flags are solid pink, or sometimes pink and turquoise
None of these covers corporate pride!!??
Just drink your red potion and get a life, we all know just want it to match your wizard color.
Wait, that's a sick burn, fr
Pour me a glass of green, roomie
Iâll drink to that.
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I made a graphic in Word to explain my experience with the 2025 Mountain Goats concept album, Through the Fire Across From Peter Balkan
The Mountain Goats flash tattoo sheet from their Hypnotic Waves Tour, scanned by me
the bubble will burst immediately after the IPO so whoever (anthropic or openai) gets there first gets a bigger slice and the loser will get a much smaller but still sizeable slice and then the rest of the world will be left holding the fucking bag it's coming. It's coming. Holy fuck.
I mean here's fuckin hoping, but there's probably some legal allowance they can be given so they both/all get to somehow rule the economy. Consequences have been given no shortage of constraints and delays. Let's hope that wall street has some internal fixer that doesn't rely on a court
Quilted wall hanging of Mt. Fuji for my mom
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
âThatâs funnyâ said the child âbecause 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. Itâs like the same as math!â
âWhat happens if you add 6+1?â
âSEVENâ
âWhat if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?â <mangos added>
âITâS THE SAME!!â
âOK, whatâs 7-4?â
âThree?â
âWhat if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?â <watermelon removed>
âMama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!â
We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847
she is so cutie vibes. she is so sweetheart vibes
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
ever since i was young i've been drawn to narratives where a character acquires powers by being premeditatively attacked, subdued, and forcibly empowered by some kind of invasive procedure, leaving them feeling guiltily ashamed, alienated from their own body, and violently uncomfortable under any amount of attention drawn to them despite their new enhanced ability to defend themself and others. for no particular reason.
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth