Your Friendly Neighbourhood Hoe

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[cryptotheism]

if a baby drowns while being baptised does it go to heaven?

Matthew 1:1 "If a baby drowns during the baptism it goes to hell no matter what"

[followbuttonfactories]

gangs in london will fuck you up

[toastbutteregg]

[fyeahdickgrayson]

[birdstump]

by Ming Doyle

[mooitstimdrake]

(via fyeahdickgrayson)

[huffylemon]

[ilovecats4ever]

heehe i need to withdraw fish from my ocean account

[beardedmrbean]

Offshore account

[blackvelvetofnight]

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[delicourse]

more mob doodles🦈🌻

[toastbutteregg]

[sixpenceee]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[loloftheday]

Thoughts?

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]