star crossed

Multi fandom / old / I like to ship people lemme live

[lanadelren]

Cowboy Carter

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

giant mozzarella sticks

📷@eatmorebaltimore

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[tweedstoat]

Blocking and reporting every single pornbot that follows me

[arataka-reigen]

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

[nelc]

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

[cloudfreed]

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

[nny11writes]

It’s Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!

He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D

The kitty herself, Ginger!

He’s a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!

Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints

You can see more of his work in general on Instagram

And buy T-Shirts too! 

God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!

[keikomivra]

stranger things | chapter nine: the piggyback

and i think, right now, we need to talk more than ever

[stinkylittlegnome]

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

[stinkylittlegnome]

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[seinfeldtv]

[calzonekestis]

[robinade]

The bots are evolving!!

Now I’ve seen bots with firstname-lastname combo with numbers in the middle, but even more odd are the ones without numbers at all… Some jumbled up almost-words that at first glance could be actual tumblrs. But when you click through to see their blogs, they look just like the old bots.

Apparently at some point the bots starts to leave comments with malware links on your posts if left to their own devices. I saw that in the wild today on someone else’s post.

Remember to report as spam and block!

[mercurialmalcontent]

#they're starting to comment #that was phase two before they started commandeering people's posts with phishing links #report as spam and block immediately or this will become plague-tier VERY quickly #follower count is NOT worth it i *promise* you

[page-three-hundred-and-94]

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

[ohcarararara]

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[the-real-skeletor]

Is she fucking the alligator?

[belvira]

I assume based on the name of the movie it is about a woman lying to her husband about having an affair with a cartoon crocodile

[stream]

Funny Pages (2022) dir. Owen Kline

[maggiecheung-archive-deactivate]

Please do me the honour of accepting my hand. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[usergirlfailure]

Natalia Dyer as Nancy Wheeler in STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 (2022) ― “We’ll go through the gate, we’ll find his lair, and we’ll kill him.”