i tire of this charade

boss get down that's an enemy gunship a single burst from its machinegun could tear a man in half

[dyktvideogamesfx]

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I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMar 28

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I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMar 16

[pocket-deer-belly]

you only like those things because they're designed to be likeable

[pocket-deer-belly]

you're basically addicted to chips because food manufacturers manufacture their food to taste good so you'll want to eat more

[pocket-deer-belly]

when you enjoy a thing, it releases dopamine in the brain, which is the same chemical that gets released when you are enjoying taking drugs (scary)

[spades-gameing]

you are just glad because you are happy

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[teathattast]

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Voting ended onMar 4

[dyktvideogamesfx]

Game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (2002)

Context: Dark Elf Female hit

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I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMar 13

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[iskenderix]

scylla and the sirens!

[wearewatcher]

maybe someday we’ll all be promoted to Professional Ghost Catchers

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[unpeeled-human]

[memorycycle]

[victusinveritas]

This artist hand-embroiders canvas "notebooks."

[frotias]

wanted to draw aerith with some of my clothes :-)

[serinigalini]

princess guard

[flawlessflesh]

waiting outside the chamber door