Hmm

Nerd. Plutonian trapped on Earth. Love some human beings from time to time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[thescriptorium]

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

[thescriptorium]

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Count me in.

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[bookworm-christina]

Playing an invisible harp

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[dragon-memes]

[tomhordy]

Shia LaBeouf Interview Magazine Photography by Craig Mcdean

[brittany]

Billie Lourd and Kelly Marie Tran behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

[leehanji]

“Until the end of the line”

To see how far the line goes, we have to start at the beginning.

From patreon.com/leehanji

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[lancaaa]

no idea what I was thinking but I did this

Original Weekend film poster (x)

[jeonjeha]

#this scene has such BME (Big Magneto Energy)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[urexfriendsister]

i didn’t know how much i needed andy samberg and seth meyers poking fun at john mulaneys speech pattern but now i don’t know how i lived without it (x)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying.

[iticaboopsyou]

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that this is only a dream.

[fromchive]

perhaps

[satanslilslut666]

I’m sexually frustrated but also regular frustrated

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i’ve had an awful morning but my lyft driver is named thor

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

he got lost on my campus and it took him a bit to find me so this car pulls up and rolls down the window and i’m greeted with this bearded dude who asks: “lucy????” and i had the genuine joy of replying “thor???”

[lancaaa]

what the new Dumbo poster reminds me of