ㅓDaniㅏ

Her/She

[p0ssmz]

i dont think you understand i just want to be more than friends

[valtsv]

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

[valtsv]

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

[skrambled]

half of those are fanny packs

[valtsv]

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

[valtsv]

[lemoncholy]

my muse has been entirely dominated by Claire Saffitz from bon appetit help

[bumbleshark]

once these nails dry……bitch..

[firbolgonmain]

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

[bumbleshark]

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

[starllex]

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[screaminghansolo]

“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[maccymacdonald]

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

[blackberryshawty]

Victorian hippie is like such a mood

[peoniepoetals]

I am useless

[weatheredlaw]

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[ad-mira-tion]

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

[ad-mira-tion]

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

[lightspeedsound]

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

[pochowek]

judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 1998 Sony had the chance to buy the rights to almost every Marvel character for 25 million. They opted to only buy the rights to Spider-Man for just 7 million, stating, “Nobody gives a shit about the other Marvel characters.” (x)

[softchad]

they were right

[camalilium]

it’s been 17 years and this scene still kills me

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

since i’ve been seeing a lot of invader zim and steven universe crossovers, i thought it would be important to share this with ya’ll, lmao

original video

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck