Uhm?

My name's Melissa and I don't know what's happening. Ever.

[intersexelphie]

tr*mp is planning for his supporters to revolt yet again in dc on january 20th. link in the post source for evidence / more info about what has been said.

if you are a white gentile like me: now is the time for us to really be the best allies we can be. please warn any poc /Jewish folk that you can about this, especially if they’re in DC / going to be in that area on that day. check on any family or friends who are poc/Jewish and make sure they’re keeping safe and that they have what they need to do so.

we can’t underestimate this man or his supporters. please stay safe and boosts of this would be appreciated ❤️

[kkobrakidding]

an important addition

[image id: reply from tumblr user shitwank saying "'protests' are planned in every state on the 17th as well!" end id]

[intersexelphie]

Thank you for this!

I’ve seen it suggested there could be things going on between the 15th and the 22nd pretty much everywhere in the US and advice to avoid going out as much as possible until February to be on the safe side.

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[judgejudyofficial]

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

[zagreus]

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s back

[cute-baby-animals]

[cumaeansibyl]

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

[thebelchers]

[gayteenhipster]

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

[juic3-world]

^^^^

[cooolasssluusshhh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thathighguy]

This is such a great show!!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mousegard]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homopower]

[themodernmisandrist]

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

[algo-hermoso]

What?

[tabathagfitzgerald]

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

[artisinmysoul-deactivated201901]

yES 

[rainbownightmares]

Here’s an article on it

[coonazz74]

Very true.

[tinygaysouffle]

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

[systlin]

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[toasty-the-kitty]

I SAID

“MA'AM

DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE

N I P P L E S ?”

[kaijuno]

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

[miseryjonez-deactivated20180522]

This one??

[kaijuno]

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

[kaijuno]

F O U N D    I T

[triforce-princess]

[minecrussy]

im gonna LOSE IT imagine you have a whole ass sword and some geometric fuck pats your ass and obliterates you

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Buenos dias link

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[adrienaline-rushed-art]

ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work

This isn’t adding ice just for the sake of denial, it’s adding to the Earth’s albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earth’s climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this.

It isn’t a process we need to continue forever, in fact it’s one that needs to be calculated so that we don’t do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much.

So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isn’t the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution.

[luluvanhoagland]