Twisting Allegories

They/Them - 31 - Tell me about that cool patch of moss you saw the other day

[writhe]

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[dogpuppy]

[jxnuuary]

finally logged back in

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[academic-vampire]

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[swagvo1d]

[swagvo1d]

i hope i die warmed by the life i tried to live

[moosekleenex]

add yours!

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[cosmogenous]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions