Schwack That!

Tom | Single | 20 | Did you actually read this?

[onionrimgs]

[kayatash]

Do you think the penguins from Madagascar ever explored each other’s bodies?

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[klimtsonianunofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Self care 101 

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I live by this advice. My gift to me today? I did all my work early, so I’m gonna be reading for the rest of the day.

[i-dont-own-a-skateboard]

Wow…. this is actually powerful

[ericdane8]

[lourdejp-deactivated20220328]

Perfection

[neko-manta]

[tuberousroot]

they are friends <3

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[lap-bottom]

ITS BACKK

[fratboykate]

This entire article is another gem as to why this song and this thing overall is A Straight White Mess but here are some incredible excerpts:

The closing is the best part tho:

“As Constance Grady writes for Vox, “Swift is playing one of her worst games here: She’s linking criticism of her as a celebrity and as a musician with homophobic and anti-feminist bullying, and she’s suggesting that they’re all equally wrong.”

Ultimately, “You Need to Calm Down” is a lot like rainbow-branded Listerine for Pride Month or a feminist T-shirt: a well-intentioned item whose societal benefits are muddled by its status as a for-profit consumer good.

There will never be a world in which Taylor Swift, by virtue of being very famous, is not the subject of criticism, and it’s fair to argue that there are better things to criticize her for than performative work as an ally. But Taylor Swift, by virtue of being Taylor Swift, is always trying to sell you something, and there are better ways to spend your queer-supporting dollars and attention than on her.” [x]

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[thestanconfessions]

[aurorae-nox]

What a good boi

[reactionfaces]

[portaproslowbro]

Charlotte’s Web: Director’s Cut

[tiktokarchive]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[waterbasedlubricant]

The person in the video when the ice starts falling

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆 part 3

[yuri-alexeyevich]

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