Attempted Distraction

just trying my best

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[losdibujitos]

Un cuervo con tenis 🐦‍⬛👟

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[foxglovedforest]

Memri TV giving us another hit meme thank you memri tv

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

[muse-meter]

That bug isn't digging, it's playing a kazoo

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[starlightomatic]

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[anywhoozles]

[maja-paja]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as