oh shit bitch im gay

guess who’s a slut for kuvira oops

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[spelldealer]

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

[angelbabymikaa]

its fine, i don’t care (i care very much) (it’s eating me alive)

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[catchymemes]

[ur-fantasy]

this is what my phone recommended to me ....

[weaselle]

[hidiane]

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

[hidiane]

mr darcy engaging in his latest round of witty banter with elizabeth bennet: this is great, i’m getting a good grade in enemies to lovers :)

lizzie inventing the car in her mind so she can imagine running him over with one: i hope you die

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[funny-tik-toks]

[doggosource]

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[funnytwittertweets]

[yeah-a-gonger]

your army is slaying absolute penis. now go forth and serve cunt

[qurbatpdf-deactivated20230316]

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

[passion-of-l0vers]

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

[sleepynomi]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood

[toastbutteregg]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

im literally living little treat to little treat