I Can't Name Things

stable as francium

[lareanzo]

Supernatural S3/4 except instead of Ruby corrupting Sam and convincing him to go against Dean it's just ChatGPT yes-manning him into becoming evil

[lareanzo]

Make it stop 🫩

[lareanzo]

Please come back

[thisplaceisamessage]

I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

[lareanzo]

Feels great as a normal guy too

[lareanzo]

"I am obsessed with his fucking dick"

- My friend, talking about Adam Sandler

[lareanzo]

@oldtmanpussy

[lareanzo]

"I am obsessed with his fucking dick"

- My friend, talking about Adam Sandler

[liarsblade]

Straight guy who makes out with other straight guys at parties because women think it's hot

[lareanzo]

Scrolling tumblr, getting a handjob. One of those things is way cooler than the other

[girlmostlikely]

[strike-another-match]

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

[lareanzo]

@oldtmanpussy I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[tikki-wikki]

[grox]

Cybertruck is ancient news but it is lowkey crazy that like anyone bought them at all cause dealership value is like 100K so anyone who bought one either like, dropped buying a home in full (at least here) money on the most depreciating asset ever (Now avaliable on craigslist for 10k) (Stolen) (Ugly) or someone who COULDN'T afford one bouhght it and is now super eternal slavery carpoor & in generational debt and will get their shit repod within 3 years (now avaliable on craigslist for 6k) and even if you are a rich asshole piece of shit and willing to drip 100k on a car you could literally buy like a gorgeous gorgeous classic car and if you love it and treat it right it'll literally become more valuable with age and you WILL mog everyone you drive past instead of making them stare straight ahead to avoid having to look at you

[lareanzo]

Buying a home in full for 100k lmao fucking WHERE

[leolaroot]

hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.

[lareanzo]

"I bet he has FIRE dirty talk"

- my friend on Donald Trump

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[lareanzo]

I'd feel too bad if I killed off my exam alarm from 3 years ago

[omegaversereloaded]

Literally nothing to live for or look forward to these days

[lareanzo]

Wrong!!! My friends