Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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ted cruz is gonna kill a supreme court judge
Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect
“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“
-Mr. T on the subject of his name
this scene literally changed my life
wow I love this show
we’re not talking about this
or THIS
we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
i just ‘came out’ to my 10yo nephew and i was trying to do it with kids terms, as one does with a child
after listening to me thoughtfully and carefully, this kid fucking turns around, looks me straight in the eyes and just says “Aunt Ness, what you’re telling me is that you’re a lesbian”
*slow clap it the fuck out*