phd in memes

i'm veronica & i like cats

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[faustsfancycorner]

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

[ihaveneverusedthissitebefore]

[whatthebec]

nobody on this website knows what communism is

[flipphonegoth]

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

[everybodylikesyou]

[parkistan]

ENOUGH

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

me when i’m with a group of people i haven’t come out to & they start making homophobic jokes

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[70sparty]

[pacificrim-archive]

you ever just say fuck it………. im gonna watch someone carve a bowl out of wood on youtube.com

[yuri-librarian]

[arahir]

me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time

when i have free time:

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

its wild how many people watched breaking bad and came out the other end not realizing the commentary the show was making on american healthcare 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[starlightandtears]

You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?

That’s what customer service is frfr.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced

you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.

u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it

self explanatory. look at her hair.

self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar. 

a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…

this fish who regularly causes riots. 

he’s a danger to everyone. 

[bodysanctuary]

so we just gon ignore “the sexual tension”? okay

[pansexualkiba]

its because op’s right

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Honestly

[dankmemeuniversity]

[great-tweets]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm