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liv | they/them | 20s

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[floodnetwork]

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

[grandsupremelildarlin]

Grande Ventres by Alina Szapocznikow

[jangling-girl]

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[largejpeg]

started feeling a little too sexy so god had to humble me with this haircut

[catcrumb]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[ryebreadgf]

[bonivers]

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[nicolegendary]

so which one of you is the butter and which one is the hot knife

[largejpeg]

love when a customer asks “are you serious?!” when i tell them something they don’t wanna hear. like no i was actually just testing out my tight 5 on you. did it work? did you like it? are we having fun? please clap

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not