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if you play automatron and don't make super mecha robo codsworth at the first opportunity, then there's probably something wrong with you.
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I love that people have been gaslit into thinking that "have you heard of the high elves?" Is an actual line from oblivion and not just a dumb meme line. The truth feels so obviously wrong because the line sounds EXACTLY like something that would be In oblivion. Remember, oblivion is the jank-ass rpg where the cops arrest you just for picking up a potato, so of course the npcs asking if you've heard of an entire race fits in perfectly.
man, I wish more rpgs had really freaky and fucked up playable races. No game, I don't want to be a boring ass human or a tree-hugging elf, I want to be a scary demon man with big red eyes, a huge mass of gnarled fangs for teeth and horns so big I can't fit through most doorways.
Bob Belcher has an almost enviable amount of self-control. If I was him, I would've kicked Jimmy pesto's fucking ass years ago.
so I've been playing the FUCK out of skyrim as of late, my character being an orc barbarian who specializes in heavy armor and battleaxes. Anyways, I've made it to the college of winterhold questline and, while the quest itself isn't really winning me over, I love love LOVE how fucking out of place my guy is.
For the clueless: the college of winterhold is a school of wizards and the quest itself revolves heavily around a magical artifact and a council of mages. Naturally, my guy sticks out like a sore fuckin thumb painted neon green. At one point, I had a vision where another character referred to me as a mage and I'm like: "BITCH, the closest I've come to using spells is shouting at people until they fall over."
Imagine if you will being a winterhold student walking into class one morning and being told that there's a new student. Now imagine said new student is sitting through the days lecture in a suit of fucking armor with a huge fuck-off axe on his back while everyone else is wearing traditional wizard robes. Now imagine that said student, who barely knows the first thing about spellcasting, is enlisted in the schools massive archeology project, finds an all-powerful magic artifact and gets to meet a legendary mage all in the span of about THREE FUCKING DAYS.
Oh, and lest we forget: this big, dumb jolly-green giant motherfucker is the legendary dragonborne who is supposed to save the world from an evil, unstoppable dragon. To top it all off, said dragonborne only enrolled in the school because he thinks they can help him find the magic maguffin he needs and couldn't give less of a fuck about magic unless it was being applied to his glorified beating stick. If i found all that out, then I would give up being a mage right then and there.
(Pictured below is the winterhold lecture in question, I'm the guy on the far left.)
hey, so quick update: it turns out the winterhold questline is completely optional but I didn't realize that until I was nearly done with it. So, my guy (who again, doesn't give a shit about magic) ended up saving the college and becoming its archmage for essentially no reason. Clearly the magic education system is fucking rigged.
so I've been playing the FUCK out of skyrim as of late, my character being an orc barbarian who specializes in heavy armor and battleaxes. Anyways, I've made it to the college of winterhold questline and, while the quest itself isn't really winning me over, I love love LOVE how fucking out of place my guy is.
For the clueless: the college of winterhold is a school of wizards and the quest itself revolves heavily around a magical artifact and a council of mages. Naturally, my guy sticks out like a sore fuckin thumb painted neon green. At one point, I had a vision where another character referred to me as a mage and I'm like: "BITCH, the closest I've come to using spells is shouting at people until they fall over."
Imagine if you will being a winterhold student walking into class one morning and being told that there's a new student. Now imagine said new student is sitting through the days lecture in a suit of fucking armor with a huge fuck-off axe on his back while everyone else is wearing traditional wizard robes. Now imagine that said student, who barely knows the first thing about spellcasting, is enlisted in the schools massive archeology project, finds an all-powerful magic artifact and gets to meet a legendary mage all in the span of about THREE FUCKING DAYS.
Oh, and lest we forget: this big, dumb jolly-green giant motherfucker is the legendary dragonborne who is supposed to save the world from an evil, unstoppable dragon. To top it all off, said dragonborne only enrolled in the school because he thinks they can help him find the magic maguffin he needs and couldn't give less of a fuck about magic unless it was being applied to his glorified beating stick. If i found all that out, then I would give up being a mage right then and there.
(Pictured below is the winterhold lecture in question, I'm the guy on the far left.)
so if you look up giant pigs, then Googles fuckass ai will explain the concept of giant pigs to you. I fucking hate it here.
hey guys, just letting you know you should watch the hateful eight. Everyone in it is a terrible person and it's amazing.
EDIT: for the record, I mean that every CHARACTER in it is terrible, not the actors. It wasn't until later that I realized how slanderous the post sounded lol.
Gaining a western hyperfixation has really made me realize just how few significant western games/game series there are. There's red dead and call of Juarez (sorta), and that's pretty much it. Many western games (usually one offs, indie games or both) that come out now don't get much attention, and that's really sad.
people who consume zombie fiction and then constantly complain that a zombie apocalypse wouldn't be a problem are completely missing the point. The point of zombie fiction is that zombies ARE easy to deal with, it's just people who are the problem. Greedy, stupid, whiny people who could save the world if they just stopped bitching and bickering for 5 minutes and come up with a plan.
watching disco elysium, one of the most well-written and thought-provoking games I've ever played, slowly be gutted by its corpo masters feels like watching your cool gay friend slowly being brainwashed by his religious parents until he's a shell of his former self.
probably a controversial opinion, but I really don't like how the show stopped being about fighting zombies. I mean, I get it. "Humans are the real monsters, the walking dead is a metaphor for the characters Yada yada" but still. By season 7 or so, the apocalypse stuff was shoved to the wayside and the show mostly revolved around the main crew fighting other gangs of survivors. Eventually, the zombies stopped being a threat at all and became a background obstacle, no different from a food shortage or a natural disaster. It's especially a shame because the walking dead has some of the SICKEST zombie designs around and said sick-looking zombies get next to no screen time
the dead rising psychos are pretty hilarious if you think about the concept. Like, imagine if zombies showed up and everyone IMMEDIATELY went crazy. Also, being weird/crazy in the dead rising universe apparently allows you to tank a 50 cal rifle to the chest so being crazy is a tactical advantage.
I wish more games had saints row levels of customization. Imagine playing the next fallout game as a 10-foot tall bodybuilder with solid-gold skin, black-orbs for eyes, the voice of a br*tish man and no clothes. Now THAT would be a kick in the head.
friendly reminder to boycott YouTube when they start pulling that ID verification shit.