OVER THE GARDEN WALL (P.1) - a collection of lines from the beloved animated spooky season classic. a rp meme.
*adjust pronouns and wording as needed
❝ Wait, wait a second. Uh … [name]? Where are we? ❞
❝ Do you think it's some kind of deranged lunatic with an axe waiting out there in the darkness for innocent victims? ❞
❝ Well, you're slapping yourself, and I'm answering your question, and– ❞
❝ This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it, if we can. ❞
❝ We may need to knock him out first. ❞
❝ I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm just like…a boat, upon a winding river…twisting, towards an endless black sea… ❞
❝ Did you know, that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape? ❞
❝ Ugh, you're not helping at all. ❞
❝ Aw, beans! Where is that frog o' mine? ❞
❝ You have beautiful eyes. ❞
❝ Oh, holy moley, hot dog–!! ❞
❝ That was the plan, remember? Knock him out! ❞
❝ Can you turn me into a tiger? It doesn't have to be a magical tiger. ❞
❝ [Name], stop talking to a bush. ❞
❝ Oh– do you like waffles? ❞
❝ Pumpkins can't move on their own! Can they? ❞
❝ You find this place as creepy as I do, right? ❞
❝ So, it's some kind of weird cult. They seem nice enough. ❞
❝ Okay. You're in denial. That's fine. ❞
❝ I'm really just looking to leave here. As fast as possible. ❞
❝ You'll never convict! You have no proof! ❞
❝ I simply have to punish you for your transgressions. ❞
❝ I told you this place was bad news! ❞
❝ Maybe they're gonna bury you out there. ❞
❝ Yes! I want your help! ❞
❝ I guess in some ways, I'm trying to get home too. ❞
❝ I don't have to tell you anything. ❞
❝ But we have to do something fun. ❞
❝ We can just keep walking silently, you know? ❞
❝ Hey! What? I'm not a pushover. ❞
❝ The world is a miserable place, [Name]. Life isn't fun. ❞
❝ We need to do our part to make the world a better place! ❞
❝ You're late. You know the rules. ❞
❝ Oof. That lady's got some baggage. ❞
❝ So, my theory is hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school. ❞
❝ This is way better than being chased by a gorilla. ❞
singing ❝ Oh potatoes and molasses, if you want some, oh just ask us~ ❞
❝ I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse. ❞
❝ You're a stubborn jerk. When are you gonna give this up? ❞
❝ If only something would go right for a change. ❞
❝ Okay, I think he's asleep. Let's go steal his stuff. ❞
❝ All he ever did was steal my heart away. ❞
❝ I found a duck. Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? I'm hungry. ❞
❝ Finally some good luck. Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. ❞
❝ Curse you! Curse you! You'll die someday and I'll laugh! ❞
❝ What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of a thunderstorm at night? ❞
❝ You don't need directions. You follow that compass inside your heart. ❞
❝ Uh … no, I think we need directions. ❞
❝ [Name] was amazing! He sang a song, rode a horse, and saved you from the axe guy! ❞
❝ I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. ❞
❝ Yeah! I want to see the ghost! To the painting! ❞
❝ Afraid of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things. ❞
❝ It's stuck. Well, guess we just have to spend some quality time together. ❞
❝ Don't change the subject. ❞
❝ How about you tell me about your darkest secrets instead? ❞
❝ My secrets are too secret. ❞
❝ Now who's avoiding the question? ❞
❝ I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night. ❞
❝ It looks like there was a struggle – a violent struggle. ❞
❝ I can't thank you enough for helping me to face my fears. ❞