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[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

The lead up to that sentence is gold:

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]

[roach-works]

imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Addition approved

[chasoc]

The meme potential this has...

[brenni-murasaki]

Avatar x Ouran high school

[sandmandaddy69]

[loth-caatgirl]

[gffa]

insp.

[dartmoorpixie]

[teashoesandhair]

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Can't wait to watch a 3 hour youtube video on whatever the fuck happened here in a year or so

[barmadumet]

Part 4 ☀️

“Anakin, you put this on, or we go inside.”

“Yes, Master.”

It’s for his exposed thigh 🤓

Isn’t he pretty?! 🎀

I’ve had the boat for years, but the beach chairs were an amazing new find. I found them at a vintage decor shop. I really wanted Vader to sit in one, but I just can’t seem to get him to bend that way. Same with TCW Obi-Wan; his spanx are too constricting 😆

[mariolanzas]

PALEONTOLOGY EVOLUTION

How our perception of Prehistoric animals evolved as more discoveries were made over the decades. Many moe examples at these videos

These posters are available for prints and more HERE

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[moonriase]

making the people go wild through the gift of being really good at your job...and being really handsome

Los Angeles Times: The Envelope Podcast "Noah Wyle previews 'The Pitt' Season 3, from addressing critics to Robby's 'original sin'"

[wizardarchetypes]

had a stress dream last night that maggie and i adopted a standard poodle and very quickly it began tearing our lives apart and had energy and physical ability we simply could NOT cope with and then the veterinarian called and was like "we got your dog's DNA results back" (nonsense plot bc this is a dream) "your poodle is actually not fully poodle. even thought it looks exactly like a poodle in every way, it's actually 80% belgian malinois." and i was like oh we are fucked

[wizardarchetypes]

i need u to understand it looked like the most poodle poodle possible. i love dreams. the vet said "you have a malinois" and this was the dog:

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[ralfmaximus]

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

[alanofalltrades]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[laropasucia]

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

[wickerwight]

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN