always in my fart

home is where the ship docks

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[stylestm]

WE’RE ALL A LITTLE BIT GAY

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

your url has loli on it

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

[gayhex]

can we turn this into a copy pasta

[louisalbums-blog]

remember how even the media knew

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

liam: here is my baby!!

harry: 

[malfoy-moved-deactivated2021082]

Stop straight girls referring to their gay ships as ‘sinning’ or ‘disgusting’ or ‘needing jesus’ or ‘embarassing’ or ‘they think I’m innocent but…’ 2K17

Yall are disgusting.

[lol-biscuit]

I’m watching La La Land and it’s ok but it could be a lot better!

Ryan Gosling didn’t seem suited to the musical aspects of the role, maybe cast a different hearthrob with more experience in the genre, like Zac Efron

Emma Stone similarly didn’t seem to thrive with the singing and dancing, so maybe cast someone again with experience and heck why not someone with proven chemistry with zac efron.. maybe vanessa hudgens

Maybe if the male love interest was into something a little more relatable than Jazz? Like maybe basketball? 

Female character seemed a little flat, maybe if she was also incredibly gifted with math and science? 

Setting of LA wasn’t particularly relatable, maybe if it was set somewhere universal? Like High School? 

Just watch High School Musical

[taylorswifts13]

March 19th, 2007; 10 years since the Say Ok music video premiere

[disneyydreams]

[p0perah-blog-blog]

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

[rose---gold-deactivated20130629]

what did i just read

[fuckinowned-deactivated20200424]

i am LAUGHING

[mielmelon]

are you a mountain or beach person? coffee or tea? smoothies or milkshakes? vanilla or chocolate? sun or moon? traveler or homebody? sunset or sunrise? mermaid or fairy? sunny days or rainy days? watercolor or acrylic?  

[ltalbum-deactivated20170623]

[seahorseharry]

[nialilouarry]

Elmo & Phoebe sing History by One Direction

[vibrantbloom]

X

[sapphicscience-archive]

more info: https://nytimes.com/2017/01/28/us/refugees-detained-at-us-airports-prompting-legal-challenges-to-trumps-immigration-order.html

[larry-is-real]

im trying to do my (take home) midterm and also trying to not stress tf out cuz im trying to get a fucking education so that in the future i can be useful in fighting for human rights but HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING THREATENED RIGHT NOW and it’s a fucking head ache to be sitting and trying to think about my future when there are people whose futures are so fucking uncertain and dependent on whatever the hell it is that #45 decides to do next and it’s not fucking fair at all

[justyouraveragedesi]

Imagine being a refugee and waiting for years and years, jumping through every ridiculous hoop, then being arrested when you land. Fuck everyone who told me to be calm