This Is A One Direction Blog For The Next 24 Hours

I'm Alli 32, she/her

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[anxietyproblem]

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

this is the result of severe inbreeding. look at it it can't even breathe properly

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[eyelessseraphim]

starting a collection

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[the-big-mood]

[bruzum]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[blignick]

[ahotknife]

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[waystar-royco]

when the train is ready to leave but the tap dancing cat hasn’t yet arrived

[dogpuppy]

[nintendo-wheee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal