This Is A One Direction Blog For The Next 24 Hours

I'm Alli 32, she/her

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[dentiuschestus]

[dark-scape]

Other actors: "I want to branch out."

Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[theside-b]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[anxietyproblem]

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

this is the result of severe inbreeding. look at it it can't even breathe properly

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]