Unprofessional Queer

Nonbinary doc in training. They/them pronouns.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Miss, what's the sweet you like the most?

Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi

[insomniac-arrest]

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

*pack bond with large carnivores*

*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

[digitaldiscipline]

hopepunk doesn’t have time for your racist doomsday hard-on, carl.

[poisondartlesbian]

this image just appeared in my subconscious and I felt compelled to put it into the world

[afloweroutofstone]

[apocahipster]

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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[epictroll]

[margbarcis]

worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vampire-jesus-is-real]

The sound on this video makes it look like it was filmed in fuckin hell

[elierlick]

👽

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bnprime]

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

[rust-4-life]

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

[charlesoberonn]

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

[b0is]

[moami]

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

[torrythetorry]

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

[moami]

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

[climate-crisis]

Some good news for you. I know you guys haven't heard these in a long time.

[casanovabutch]

The fact that you can just "own" a piece of the Amazon from bumfüork wherever is still pretty bad news

[mr-puff]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[beepoven]

I’m literally obsessed with this picture of my cat. It is the definition of renaissance painting imagery. The shading. The pose. The thoughtful twinkle in his eye. Sublime

[bunnywand-archive]

nine inch Snails :)

[pangolyn]

that's too big

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

Wrong

[imaginedsoldier]

This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say "oh that's fucked up" because I was immediately like sick that's dope as hell lmao

Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice

Like sorry you got punked out by these guys you think are below you bitchboy you dont sound very in charge lmao

[jiames-blog]

[zagreus]

you can find homoerotic subtext in anything if you believe in yourself

[wordswithkittywitch]

Conversely, you can also ignore heteroromantic subtext in anything if you don’t give a shit. The leading man and woman make long, lingering eye contact? They’re thinking about bread. I know I am.