‘our precioussss’

she/her • tolkien/GoT/Low • procrastinateur extraordinaire

[doubledumbass]

[ppurinnieum]

[incorrect-middleearth-quotes]

Thranduil: Legolas, why is your backpack so big?

Legolas: uhh no reason?

Thranduil: [raises an eyebrow]

Legolas, sweating nervously: I brought extra snacks?

Gimli, muffled: Can I come out yet?

Thranduil: BABE HE HAS THE DWARF AGAIN

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Legolas: I’m kind of seeing someone, but I’m worried about telling you who, because you’re not going to like it.

Thranduil: Just rip the bandage off, son.

Legolas: It’s Gimli. A dwarf.

Thranduil: Put the bandage back on.

[growingingreenwood]

Sauron in Dol-Guldur in the middle of the night: *ominous noises of evil and hatred*

Thranduil, leaning out his window to shout like an 80 year old lady at the kids in the park across the street: Either come kill me or shut the fuck up!

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

At Kili's funeral:

Thranduil: I hate funerals. I never know what to say.

Gandalf: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and move on.

Thranduil, to Tauriel: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[my-ben-addiction]

Recipe for Perfection:

Take a Danish Man (or danish-y)

Add Dirt

You got a Sex God

Enjoy

[sanchos]

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

[thenameisgul]

Went into reddit to cry my eyes out; came out shitting my pants laughing 😂😂

[parksandwesteros]

[tinyglassearl]

Did you know Richard Armitage( Thorin Oakenshield) voices Trevor Belmont and Graham McTavish (Dwalin) voices Dracula?

[the-crowe-and-the-magpie]

Bitches be findin out Claes Bang is 6ft 4 and havin a stroke

It’s me

I’m bitches

[n6mcv]

Do u ever sit back and realize ur not anybody’s favorite person, ur just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance urself from everyone and chill alone

[lets-talk-about-claes-baby]

Behind the scenes

-The Square-

[lasgaleniel]

ok so as I was sitting in the cinema waiting for The Parasite to begin, the commercials showed a short clip of Claes from The Square and I squealed. so. loud.

[lets-talk-about-claes-baby]

Bang's Brigade when we think what would we say if we ever meet him :

"Claes i so very much appreciate your theater and movie career, your way of acting is mesmerising, I find great joy in your music and I must say your work has inspired and evolved my art and writing. I can only hope your career goes in the higher places from now on"

What will actually happen:

[moonwalkerkari]

And don't forget the intrusive thoughts such as "Claes, can you please bite my neck" that should never be said out loud, but we're desperate bitches, and shit happens👀

[hoefordarkness]

“Hi I’m Claes” - *reaching out my hand, composing myself, okay you’ve got this you can do this just BE normal* - “Choke me, daddy.”