Lashton-Malum-Ship

Just an awkward little penguin // SLFL Tour 8/22/16

[chikkou]

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

[sunflowercthood]

cake on twitter

[sugary-coated-deactivated202003]

[lashton-lashton-lashton]

My sister and I 😊

[lashton-lashton-lashton]

Took this a while ago but I never got around to posting it 🙃

[lashton-lashton-lashton]

[surprisebitch]

class lecture:

1 + 1 = 2

homework:

Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left?

exam:

You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish in the patio running to the store to purchase 57 commodities. What is the volume of the water bottle in mm³? 

[djkrugman]

[block]

[mahkoons]

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

[rainh]

I need rain and sweaters and forests and tea n chilly weather forever

[lashton-lashton-lashton]

me: I feel good

minor thing: *goes wrong*

me: not once in my life have I ever been okay

[sheabutterbitch]

life’s…happening

[broriarty]

[lemondazed]

where the fuck is jake ryan when we’re in need? prolly cheating on miley ass smh 😤😤😤

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

where y'all get these pure friends who want to take pictures of you looking gorgeous and ethereal all the time to post on all your social media? my friends just want a-level pics of themselves taken while they snapping pics of me mid-sneeze.

[wandering-tangents]

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”