The Last to Sleep

You being here is confusing to both of us. | He/him | 30

[kuueater]

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send this to your ex with no context

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[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[giragirameganedan]

[dogjpeg]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[captain-price-unofficially]

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのたるたるさん: 「和 https://t.co/pjXbbcJV3M」 / Xから)

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[decadent-hag]

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

[brucebocchi]

[madhopz]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[segamascott]