The Last to Sleep

You being here is confusing to both of us. | He/him | 30

[meatgrinder-0]

[mtf-the-gathering]

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[tall]

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[persephinae]

[pettycentral]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[shittysawtraps]

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

[shittysawtraps]

jigsaw definitely took your phone so he could see your venmo @ so he could send the request, so why didn’t he just send the money when he was doing that? because he’s not a bad person like you, roy

[human-pet-they]

(mutual losing their mind voice) guys am i crazy or does bloodletting actually work 😭

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said