KAREN

Girl, scout, and one of the last of the millennium.

[ripe]

[sarahsketches]

[sarcasticseagoat]

Nice knowing you.

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[catchymemes]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[squirreltidings]

Yesterday I had a friend tell me how one of her close friends has a whole bunch of succulents, and she has given each one the name of her close friends. She nurses them, takes care of them, talks to them, and if one ever starts to get sick or not grow well, she talks to the friend in question and something is almost always bothering them.

And if that isn’t one of the cutest examples of subtle green witchcraft I don’t know what is.

[localstarboy]

This video had me dying

[justcariii]

😂😂😂

[cleothegoldfish]

I was getting tired for sis. But when she looked over with that deadly side eye I knew she had it handled lol

[soulfullynostalgic]

the ugliest laugh just crawled up out my throat

[secretsunkept]

😂😂 I was NOT ready for that shit

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

Lmaoooooo

[theryanproject]

The appropriate reaction 🤷🏾‍♂️

[whitepeopletwitter]

I don’t even like celery

[mouseremote147863456]

OKAY I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID. THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC TWEET OF ALL TIME.

[swingsetindecember]

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[catchymemes]

First look at “Assassin’s Creed: Monarchy.”