Tumblr Humor

Posting things that make me happy: usually late-night tumblr crap from fellow sleep deprived tumblrites. #sendmemesnotnudes

[it-kills-i]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Translation:

“This is completely random, but I got to speak out… Are you some kind of streamer or what’s going on ?!

To have so many followers, you’re my age, but I’ve never seen you in Zagreb?! Nor did anyone ever heard of you, we stalked you a little 😂

This sounds ugly (but nobody’s heard of you) but in terms of my friends and people I know to have nobody follow you or something..”

My personal Instagram always attracting these type of messages/comments because 16k of you are following me there and people don’t understand how I have so many followers nor why because I’m apparently that boring/uninteresting/unattractive etc and it’s a shock that people follow me 😳

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m a homebody that spents most of her time on my dogs, uni work, family and friends, writing, makeup and this blog. I don’t drink, smoke or do anything of sorts, nor do I praticularly like going out. Crowds scare me and make me anxious. Somehow, people can never understand that. I was raised by my grandparents so I just think I’ve been a grandma my whole life 🤣

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤

[harcodia]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I HONESTLY LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[chaoscodex]

Don’t fuck with Dream-Chan. We will find you and mess you up.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

DREAM-CHAN

[joshpeck]

i have been diagnosed with the killer combo of lovey dovey disorder & sleepy bitch disease

[iamonlyperson]

This is so funny hahahah

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[thenatsdorf]

She climbed on top of him while he completes the paperwork to adopt her. (via crolin88)

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[tiedinaslipknot]

@nothisiscarlie

[niakila]

I absolutely cannot believe this is only 2 minutes

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[beif0ngs]

Number Five + text post meme (part II)

[barbiekens]

BuzzFeed Unsolved || The Umbrella Academy

[babyanimalgifs]

A gorgeous little puma cub checking out a wildlife cam 

(via)

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[rhythmic-idealist]

LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is one of my favorite clips of anything ever

[everythingfox]

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

(Source)

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

(via)