Peter Parker

Part time crime fighting guy. I like taking photos for the Daily Bugle. Independent RP. I love and care for every single one of you, don't ever lose hope.

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[gldstndrd]

dear 'straight pride' people:

i’ll trade you. you can have the damn parade, and i’ll be safe, accepted in society, and have my basic human rights given to me without question.

[chelseamustache]

[long-mao]

Everyone should know this.

EVERYONE.

[latenightspiderbites]

Tarot Asks

The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try

The Magician: Something you're very good at

The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew

The Empress: A woman you really admire

The Emperor: A man you really admire

The Hierophant: Something you believe in

The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy

The Chariot: A prize or award you've won

Strength: Something you struggle with

The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone

The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change

Justice: A decision you wish you could do over

The Hanged Man:A time when you wished someone would listen to you

Death: Someone you really miss

Temperance: Your ideal day

The Devil: Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues

The Tower: Something that changed your life

The Star: Someone you consider perfect

The Moon: Something you fear

The Sun: Your happiest memory

Judgement: Your favourite song(s)

The World: Your dream job

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

[vaesna]

There’s not enough t i m e.

[fionapplelover]

[dongcroncher]

You either meme

[dongcroncher]

Or you die.

[dongcroncher]

It's meme or die.

[voidxeyes-deactivated20140529]

Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?

[latenightspiderbites]

DOMESTIC STARTERS

"Can't we just stay home today?"

"Don't answer it - it's probably your boss and your mine today."

"I made you your favorite!"

"I want to move in with you."

"I want a child."

"I want a pet."

"You should make me breakfast in bed. Because you love me."

"Get your cute ass back into bed."

"Scoot over. I want to be under the blanket too."

"____ swore today. They get it off you."

"What do you think of this outfit?"

"Please hold me."

"Kisses won't make it better, but you can try."

"Did you have a good time today?"

"I could watch you all day."

"Time to get up!"

[ohcorny]

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

[thegreenwolf]

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

[slushiefriend]

reblogged for the second comment. signal boost this, everyone should know about this.

[roguesareth]

The last person I got in a fight with tried to pull my hair and quickly found out my scalp is the least sensitive part of me.

[constantquibbling-deactivated20]

a psa about memes:

if we’ve never interacted, send the meme.

if we interact all the time, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if I ship it, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if it fits, send the meme.

if you’ve sent me a meme before, send another.

if you’ve sent me a thousand memes, send another.

if in doubt, send the meme.

I love memes. all the memes. forever.

[jamesbanes]

Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?

[featherbone-main]

WHO KNEW IT WAS THA T EASY

[gnumblr]

reblog if you’re the gay cousin