@slushiefriend - Tumblr Blog

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

pauliemartins

gosh i love fan fic authors

yamino

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!

-Yamino

P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

soracities

Natalie Wee, from ‘Least of All’, Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines

relishboi

why is this the funniest screenshot ive ever seen

memestodiefor

theonion

swarnpert

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

casanova-lives

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

gamarai-archive-deactivated2020

yes it happened to me once

letkeithinfodump

wlw who flirt platonically with their wlw friends are valid but u gals are so fuckin confusing

letkeithinfodump

me: oh this thing is cute

my wlw friend: not as cute as u babe ;)

me internally: gay??? i know gay but like, gay-gay?? gay????? i’m going to spontaneously combust. will it be for nothing????? is it just, friend gay?? or romance gay?? gay???????????