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When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while
honestly pour one out for tommy whoever the fuck from season one bc imagine putting in YEARS trying to set up a homoerotic tension situationship with king steve harrington and then spending the next several years watching an army of your classmates do what you could not. Billy’s one thing, but then eddie “super duper senior freak” munson pulls it off while on the run from murder charges???? then jonathan byers strolls his unkempt high ass back into town and somehow bags the prettiest boy in hawkins history? oh my god they’d have to put me on suicide watch
are the Batfamily secretly metahumans, or are they all just humans in peak condition who have figured out how to manually spike their own adrenaline levels in a way that minimizes adrenaline crash, leading to enhanced focus, stamina, and emotional regulation over extended periods of conflict and physical exertion?
(AKA, what if they really were that "superhuman" except the second the fight is done, that adrenaline crash comes back 10x as vicious and knocks them down for 2-3 days minimum? what if patrol shifts and missions are programmed that way on purpose? what if the only reason Bruce is out there more frequently is because he's mainlining adrenaline and other stimulants in very, very particular cycles to stay awake and postpone the dreaded crash-out?)
So was anyone gonna tell me that
a) Bruce Wayne has a Letterboxd account
b) he watches gay romantic dramas in order to be a better ally to his bisexual son
or was I just supposed to find that out in DC Pride 2023 myself
So I’m back on my ‘I want Bruce to snap’ bullshit
Like I want this this man to full on cuss a mf out. I want him to throw all his manners out the window and become absolute Gotham TRASH for a moment. His posh accent is gone, he’s got the thickest Gotham accent imaginable, words are pouring out so fast that if you weren’t from the area it’d sound like he was speaking another language
Poor Cass and Damian are struggling to understand what the fucks coming out his mouth in general because of the accent alone
And what caused this you might asked? They were crossing the crosswalk when a car almost didn’t stop. Bruce the stubborn fuck he is didn’t move, he straight up stood his ground and glared at the driver as if that alone could stop a moving vehicle. I mean seriously, what was he gonna go jump on the hood? (Absolutely)
Insulting Dick Grayson generally brings this out in Bruce...
Remember when he basically left kgbeast to die after he shot dick, yeah, don't fuck with Bruce's kids
@frownyalfred you 100% can if you want
"LET ME AT HIM,'' Jason screams, held back by the batfamily, Clark, Alfred, and Batcow
Batfamily reunion, kinda ?
Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg
WIP: Mirror, Mirror
Saw a few of these wips going around and I’ve been sitting on part of this fic since October and want to finish it, but just don’t have time with my current schedule so I thought I’d post what I have! Note…it’s not edited. Tenses, tones, scenes not quite fully fleshed out, all of that.
Mirror, Mirror (M-rating)
Role Reversal AU – Hokage Madara, Rikudou Hashirama.
Hashirama/Madara and minor Izuna/Mito
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Did a manga redraw but…something looks different about those hokage🧐👀
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is that uzumaki spirals and uchiwas on izuna’s belt? and who i assume to be kushina has whiskers that suggest that one of ther parents was the jinkuuriki of the nine-tails? and both danzos arms have braces, instead of the canon one, and his eye is still gone, is the socket empty.
Those are Uzumaki spirals and uchiwas on Izuna’s belt, he married Mito in this au. Kushina does have whiskers, but that’s moreso bc I love the headcanon that once you become a jinchuriki your physical characters change a bit (Mito got them too when she first sealed Kurama). Both of Danzo’s arms have the braces, no Uchiha eyes but there ~might~ be some mokuton…maybe…but he does have a sharingan in the socket. It was Kagami’s. ;)
i guessed that izuna married mito, the whiskers make sense, and i assume that the roles of the senju and uchiha brothers were swapped due to the canon version of the event, but was the eye willingly given? is this just a huge roleswap? who taught the sannin for example, and is team tobirama now tean izuna? also, if izuna married mito doies tsunade and nawaki exist and who are there parentage? you dont have to answer im just spewing ideas
You’re good! I got a little obsessed with the timeline of this fic so I have actually have answers, lol. The fic primarily operates on the idea of “what would it take to make canon!Hashirama leave the village?” The roles are swapped but personalities are not! Though of course, there are ‘ripples’ that effect events/personalities further out from the original divergence, ie Izuna not dying where he did in canon (instead Tobirama died). Kagami did give his eye willingly! Danzo is a bastard still, but not quite at the level he was at in canon. There were a lot of rumors about whether he and Kagami were just friends or lovers and bc he was trained by Izuna he has no ill will towards the Uchiha clan. Team Tobirama did become, for all intents and purposes, Team Izuna but the Sanin were trained by both Danzo and Hiruzen.* Hiruzen, like in canon, didn’t stop Orochimaru’s experiments when he really should have but there’s not an “evil” Hiruzen in this fic, if that makes sense. Tsunade and Nawaki do indeed exist! I don’t have a lot on their non-Uchiha parent, probably a Senju tbh. Izuna and Mito ended up having 3 kids, of which only the second survived to adulthood to have children, and both parents died when Tsunade was 5~ and Nawaki a newborn (their age difference isn’t huge here) before being taken in and raised by Izuna and Mito. To this effect the Shinobi Wars timeline is quite different, see the * below, and Izuna did live to see Tsunade become a teen/young adult.
*For all intents and purposes, the first shinobi war didn’t happen. Madara as Hokage was terrifying and he isolated Konoha but managed to terrorize/squash any threat to it. The Uchiha and Uzumaki also kept the tailed beasts. They didn’t give them out and besides Kurama had the rest of them (besides Shukaku) in a Cursed Teapot Collection. Izuna was v charismatic where his brother was not and managed to sustain an uneasy peace during his reign. However when he retired and passed the hat to Danzo, the canonical attack on Uzushiogakure happened. However, in this au, that alliance was much stronger and while Uzushio was destroyed, Konoha did retaliate against their attackers (here Amegakure and Iwagakure) and kicked off this timeline’s First Shinobi War while evacuating the Uzumaki refugees (of which Kushina was a part of) to Konoha. About 90% of the Uzumaki (including Karin) now reside in Konoha. However the war drew Danzo’s focus as a newly appointed Hokage so he had split duties with his team which led Hiruzen to be there as a co-teacher for the Sanin. The first war lasted long enough for them to graduate to full jonin and be given the name “Sanin” before ending in Konoha’s favor. The war actually ended with Izuna returning to the front and dying in battle (he’s p old at this point) and once Mito hears um…to put it politely…goes berserk and taps into Kurama’s power and decimates everyone else, ending the war. She makes it back to Konoha and transfers Kurama to Kushina before dying from wounds/stress of the battle.
Again…the fic is entirely of the founder’s era, but my god I have so many notes for how the timeline would be affected.
i assume the massacre sdidnt happen, but did hashirama kidnap obito? what about the senju as a whole did they rebel and were killed? what about touka, and since madara and izuna arent dead the clan headship is different, so what about mikoto and fugaku and itachi and izumi and and shisui and sasuke? did the kyuubi attack happen? what about naruto? sai and shin and torune? did e mokuton experiments happen and if so what about tenzo? are the child soilders not a thing since the nidaime didnt die untill later? sakumo starting the third war? team minato?
The massacre did happen, but it happened “earlier” and ties, sorta, back into the wars which a lot of the other points do to.
So after the First Shinobi War ended, there were some smaller conflicts here and there but nothing on the previous scale. Danzo was a bastard but because there had only been world war, hadn’t started dropping the age to ridiculously young child soldiers, Konoha wasn’t coming off of 3 world wars in a 60~ year period like canon. At the height, maybe a few exceptional 12 y/os were sent out, certainly not 6 y/os. There’s also no ROOT hidden inside of ANBU, bc Danzo has full control over the ANBU so no big need, though there are some special operatives that start young. It’s shady as shit, but not ‘kill your brother to become a full member’ a la canon Sai. Mokuton experiments did happen, largely under Danzo but he didn’t realize it was children being experimented on, he thought they were adults. Tenzo still exists and when he found out about the child experimentation, he tried to kill Orochimaru and thought he succeeded (when in reality he failed and Orochimaru fled the village). Again, Danzo a’ok with adult human experiments, not with children. Not as big of a jerk as you could have been award! Still a bastard tho.
Izuna didn’t distrust/hate the Senju the same way Tobirama did to the Uchiha in canon, but this is largely because Izuna loves his wife and the Senju and Uzumaki are cousin clans. I have no idea how the Senju died out in canon? I’m very confused about the plot point to begin with? But there was no Senju Massacre or anything close. Honestly there would still probably be Senju around, they might have started choosing to take their spouses’ surname to get away from Hashirama’s looming shadow but that’s the only reason that the Senju would have ~disappeared~. After Hashirama left, Touka, as the closest main branch relative, became clan head. Izuna’s second son became clan head but then he died and leadership was transferred back to Izuna. When he died Tsunade refused to take up the mantle and it passed to Fugaku as the closest/oldest cousin (one of Tajima’s brothers/sisters was Fugaku’s grandfather/grandmother)
Danzo retired and passed the hat to Kushina, who was trained by Tsunade. The start of her reign was a bit rocky. Again, Madara’s longest legacy was a peace that was extremely fraught. The other great nations did not like Konoha, at all. The smaller nations had better relationships but weren’t strong allies. While all of this is going on Hashirama is working on his own v poor plan to make things better. Not going to say exactly what but, black zetsu, manipulation, etc, etc. But, instead of Obito, he goes after Nagato who was either v young or not born yet when Uzushio fell and him/his family were one of the few that didn’t go to Konoha. This is the point where things get messy because of the Pain Arc. Bc of later events I’m just gonna say…didn’t happen. However the Akatsuki was still formed and it could have happened exactly like canon (danzo, still a bastard) or it could have been some weird Hashirama manipulation insanity like Madara did with Obito and Rin. Either way Nagato ultimately is set up as the guy that will revive Hashirama completely once he has all his pieces in place.
Now we go back to canon. Kushina and Minato are married. Minato has his team. Still only one war so far so Sakumo is in the clear, weirdly this could v well be a pretty happy au for Kakashi tbh. Since the other villages don’t have the bijuu/are just starting to suspect Konoha has them all (except Suna’s), Rin is never kidnapped to be made a living weapon so Kakashi never kills her. Obito has no reason to really have any boulder related accidents so they’re still odd frenemies and Kakashi is happier but more uptight than his canon counterpart.
Then the kyuubi.
Kyuubi attack does happen. Only instead of Obito as the masked man, it’s Nagato. And instead of this being an Obito-only play, Nagato brings the entire Akatsuki with him. This results in Kushina and Minato dying like they did in canon, but in the chaos of the kyuubi attack the Akatsuki took the chance and massacred the Uchiha. (They didn’t get all of them but almost everyone.) Naruto was born and we’re not doing weird yin/yang halves of Kurama. Kushina sealed the entire thing in him as a last-ditch attempt.
However, this left Konoha weakened and now it’s confirmed that they definitely had something to do with the missing bijuu. This kickstarts the second shinobi war with the great nations pretty much dogpiling on them. Danzo gets handed the hat back because Tsunade nopes out of Konoha real hard after having lost her student and brother in the attack. Obito, Mikoto (pregnant with Sasuke), Tsunade, and Shisui are the only Uchiha to survive the Massacre. Danzo tries to do peacetalks but bc he very much took after Madara’s kind of rule by force logic than Izuna’s, it doesn’t go well. It goes so poorly in fact that for years it’s Konoha and the smaller nations who got dragged into this, struggling to survive. Eventually Danzo capitulates and gives away the bijuu (also to remove what the rest of Konoha now see as ticking time bombs) and the second war ends when Naruto is 8~
However, bc the village saw the kyuubi’s attack as the primary reason why the second war started and life was terrible, they hate Naruto. Not canon hate, but seriously, seriously, *seriously* hate the jinchuriki more than anything at this point. Danzo, old and too busy with the war, pulled a Hiruzen and just let it happen kinda? Again, bastard. The village knew Naruto was Kushina’s son but they got dragged 8 years through a terrible war that they essentially blame him for so… yeah.
The fic starts with Naruto taking the place of Sasuke next to Orochimaru if that gives you any indication of how that canon path diverged lol.
Hhhh what about itachi he isn’t mentioned to be a survivor. Also sakura what does she do?
No Itachi 😢 this point of the timeline isn’t explored at all in the fic but for the overarching idea of “role reversal” I thought I’d pay a nod to the role being reversed significantly in Naruto’s generation by playing around with key motivations. Itachi was Sasuke’s driving motivation in canon, to kill him and be the avenger of his clan until the true plot was revealed. The full effects of Madara and Hashirama’s change in roles reverberated down and while good/evil aren’t cleanly flip-flopped the idea of Sasuke without Itachi as a motivation, when the Uchiha died when he was an infant not a child is a situation that I think would be interesting. (Also at this point Itachi was clan heir and if you’re assassinating a clan, you really want to try and hit all of it’s major members. That Mikoto got out alive was a huge failure assassination-wise.)
Sakura and Karin basically flip-flopped. Sakura ended up with Orochimaru as an experiment (civilian kids with no shinobi family would be a p popular segment for Orochimaru’s experiments imo) whereas Karin was the original third member of Team Seven. Shisui did have a role in Sasuke’s life as older brother/cousin figure, but he grew up with Karin and they have an intense sibling dynamic. This is actually one of the alienating forces that drives Naruto from the village bc Karin is an Uzumaki, like him, yet she treats Sasuke with an easy sibling comradery that she doesn’t extend to him.
Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
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I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”
Yeah now we've entered the back pain stage
okay we all love the love trio, But you guys saw the foreshadowing too right?
This is very cute but its also clearly foreshadowing iruma getting deported
Same iruma
Question: who do you think sent future-Nana’s photos to Hachi? My bet is on that reporter but I want to see what’s everyone’s theories.
I think it’s clear it has been the reporter, because he was the one in the pub where Nana was singing. In the photos Nana has the same dress she was wearing the night when the reporter came to the pub to search information about her. Look at the photos Hachi receives by post:
And then look at the scene where the reporter goes to the pub and later talks to his boss telling him a lie (that Nana is dead):
The images and photos are the same, so as I said it’s clear that it has been Kurata (the reporter) to send the photos to Hachi. Also the fact that he lied to his boss telling him that Nana is dead when he actually had just found the proof that she’s alive is a hint that it has been him. Why otherwise he would have lied, losing the money that could have come with that gossip? ;)
finally got around to finishing this scene from @hockeyisforthegays’s fic! i love geto and yuuji being best bros sm 🥲
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chapter 148 © Cash Money Chiyo (@grolia, shire, @waxlightjohn, and our newest member Jinky!)
for your viewing pleasure, some sketches of trans girl yuuji dressed like perona & also an imagining of what she might look like after a few years on hrt
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