mama knows mess

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[monsterhospital]

people always praise taylor swift like "ough she wrote an album that told a story shes so original and brave and talented" ok well sure she wrote a concept album about women being sad. you know what else is a concept album? janelle monáe's five-suite metropolis saga spanning 3 albums telling the story of her time-travelling android alter ego, cindi mayweather, who is slated to be dissasembled after committing the forbidden act of falling in love with a human and, while on the run, learns that shes destined to be the savior that liberates all androids through social justice and funky tunes. why dont you listen to that?

[ayeforscotland]

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

[unheimlich-girl]

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[shitpostsampler]

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[nessa007]

i’m 💀

[omar-little]

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

[bloodenjoyer]

Two guys who are gay and a matching set but they’re NOT dating just gay . and always hanging out around each other

[bloodenjoyer]

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[brightlotusmoon]

[otpcruiseliner]

clap if you made it through the ten darkest weeks!

[officialboredom]

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[inkonssstantgeissst]

[animals-riding-animals]

bird riding rhinoceros

[rcmclachlan]

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

[memorycycle]

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

[slimegirlwarlock]

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

[hollywolly3000]

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[roachpatrol]

#THIS IS IT#THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERS GEORG#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME