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sorry if I reblog from you at weird times my sleep schedule is fucked

[thundergrace]

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

[haruhi-sama-deactivated20231019]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

[gunsandfireandshit]

Transcendent comedy

[bout2headout]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[rhythmtengoku]

i am absolutely obsessed with this eric andre bit

[spkingdom]

does anyone have that screencap of rcdart's twitter where they said "tfw ya style develops" and it's a side-by-side of two drawings of jasper from steven universe, the newer one looking significantly shittier

[dragonfoxkid]

found one

[solidsnake]

[astraldemise]

do you think the process of metamorphosis hurts ? does the transforming creature inside the pupa understand whats happening to it ? do you think theyre scared ? do you think theyre afraid ?

[one-whole-rat]

this is so metal and most would call this poetry but reasonably i know from being on this hellsite long enough that you’re just gay and really into bugs

[astraldemise]

😔

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

@gabbois

[android1000]

[rslashrats]

[animalvegetablemineral]

Elephant shrew

“Phylogenetic analysis revealed that elephant shrews are not classified with true shrews, but are in fact more closely related to elephants than shrews.”

^Black and rufous elephant shrew

[shillelagh]

[catcrumb]

[fancyfade]

[image: a cute lineart drawing of a cat with stubby legs sitting down an putting its front paws together like a  human touching their hands together. it is smiling slightly deviously and its thought bubble is empty. next to the cat are the words “heh heh heh heh heh heh heh” like it is laughing. end image]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

im an empath which means i can feel how bad you wish you were me

[kiddsworld]

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner

[bashircore]

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

[transmascfrankiero]

the drink of all time

[oak23]

junji ito being a doll customiser, working as a dentist and owning cats just recontextualizes his horror manga as just,,,, what happens when you exist like that

[oldmancrocetti-deactivated20220]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

This will never not be funny. 

In September 1918, the German government issued a diplomatic protest, complaining that the Model 97 Trench Gun was illegal because “it is especially forbidden to employ arms, projections, or materials calculated to cause unnecessary suffering” as defined in the 1907 Hague Convention respecting the Laws and Customs of War on Land. When the Americans rejected this, the German high command then threatened to execute any soldier caught with a Trench Gun or even just Trench Gun shells. General Pershing replied that, henceforth, any Germans caught with flamethrowers or saw-bladed bayonets would be lined up and shot.

[mister-christmas]

Wait, wait, wait, they bitched about trench guns causing unnecessary suffering while setting people on fire with flamethrowers?

And gassing them. 

[hentaihotsauce-deactivated20240]

Blackjack Pershing and German diplomat (1918 colorized) 

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

They also game them to the hicks cowboys and rednecks so they could shoot grenades out of the sky like pigeons and if that isn’t some of the funniest shit you can imagine you’re not imagining it right

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Oh it’s quite the opposite of a warcrime. As a matter of fact, soldiers on the opposite end don’t feel a God Damn thing.

[dragonkyngreborn]

Imagine being a German soldier in a trench, gathering all your courage to pop up just long enough to throw a grenade at the enemy, just to hear it get blasted out of the air and someone shout “Nice Shootin’, Cleetus.”

[swedebeast]

Well, there was an American who won a medal or two who gunned down something like 6 Germans charging at him - remembering how you shoot birds from back home - shooting them in such a way that the others do not SEE anyone going down (so he shot the one furthest away, stopping them from running towards hm and getting down to actually shoot him).

He later went on to describe the entire event as “a turkey shoot”.

[uncle-beanbag]

That would be Sargent Alvin York

Six Germans did charge him with bayonets after he ran out of ammo for his rifle while attacking a German machinegun nest. He used his 1911 and killed all six. York and a couple others took 130 German prisoners and marched them to American lines. You’re definately right in that you pick off the last bird and work your way up to the first.

[swedebeast]

It is also a trick I learned growing up, shooting birds in a tree. Shoot the one standing on the lowest branch, the rest will if you are lucky not notice it dropping.

[eric-coldfire]

In the Draft of 1917, a man from Tennessee.

Overseas to the trenches he went, from the land of the free.

Into war he brought he two things along, a rifle and his faith.

Joined the ranks as a private assigned to 328th.

[swindle94]

Please tell me that you meant to have that be in tune with “Big Iron” and you came up with those lyrics all on your own because that is legendary.

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2tlq6noOk

@swindle94