Shade, Pillowtalk, & Ratchet Puppies

21. Woman of Vanderbilt. Sagittarius. Bilingual. Poet. Leave egos at the door.

[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[idonthaveasquare2spare-deactiva]

What's the weirdest thing an ex did for you? 😎

Lmaoooo this is the first and last time I will ever tell this story.

So I was dating this guy for a while back in high school and one day we’re at his house just chillin in his room. We were pretty sexually active with each other and would watch porn together. So, I just so happened to get on the weird side of pornhub and found some videos of guys sucking their own dick. Never in my life have I heard of this until then, so I show it to him like “ yo this shit is wild”, and he goes, “I’m pretty sure I can do that”. I was like umm ok whatever, but without any warning I watched this nigga flip his legs over his head and started sucking his own dick. I really didn’t know how to feel about it because I was still in shock that he did it and also mad because how was I supposed to compete with a nigga that can suck his own dick…

[yallstillhere]

“How was i supposed to compete with a nigga that can suck his own dick”

I’m weak

[myolgirlmolly]

Bruh

[grandtheft-autotune]

Yooooo.

[karolinepietrowski]

Next bunny girl for Kaninchenbau (rabbit hole) a new tattoo studio in Dortmund, Germany. 🐰

[fairywomb]

[bobabeach]

[iamleslieknope]

who let this lil baby free in a shoe store

[gothstan]

WHAT ARE THOOOOSSSEE

[blacknerdproblems]

Sometimes when you’re a new anime fan, getting into things like One Piece can be hard because they have so many episodes. The challenge can be quite daunting if your willpower isn’t strong enough or if you just don’t feel like it. But you’re in luck, as 2015 had a few good anime shows that can be finished pretty quickly and at the max had 13 episodes, so there are no “but it’s so looonnnnng” excuses for these.

I’ll admit that in 2015 I didn’t watch as many new shows as normal (mainly because I was finishing up things from 2014, and I still am) and most of the ones I did watch were more than 13 episodes. Either way, I conjured up a list of my personal favorite short and sweet anime of the year. There will also be no continuations of shows, meaning shows likeDurarara!!x2 Ten and Gatchaman Crowds Insight aren’t technically qualified here. Furthermore, Punchline and School-Live won’t be here either since I’ve already expressed my love for those two.

Read on to see @iamthedeadpool ‘s list of short anime series you must see before the year is up here.

[iamthedeadpool]

[nijadiva]

[goldenlust]

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

anyone know the artist?

[christel-thoughts]

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

[fatalperfume-deactivated2015061]

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

[luvmocha]

Beautiful, you just have to admire.

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[kamari-bright]

Real life situations

[chujellys]

the new kids + interacting with harrison ford

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

this is just so fucking harrison ford tho i mean

[abbieprime]

Ultimate troll.

[sailormoonscreencaps]

The new season of Sailor Moon Crystal will premiere in spring!

The official website for the Sailor Moon franchise revealed on Friday that the third season of the Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal anime will premiere in spring, with a new director and character designer.

The third season will focus on the Death Busters arc. The new season will assemble all 10 Senshi — specifically, the popular outer Senshi such as Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, and Sailor Saturn will join Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon, and the others. The new season will adapt the arc from the fifth and sixth volumes of the complete edition of Naoko Takeuchi’s original Sailor Moon manga.

(you can read more on ANN)

[jinzuhikari-deactivated20161026]

[HAPPY X-MAS !] BY PICCOLO - VEGETA &……..SONGOKU

[intensional]

when someone asks to see your phone

[crushwhatsweak]

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

[metal-queer-solid]

5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

[crushwhatsweak]

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

[metal-queer-solid]

Penalties will be assessed on the kickoff.

[uscn-deactivated20151120]

I’m glad to see the referee meme back.

[zetsubonna]

This meme is completely new to me and I immediately, unironically love it.

[scherbensalat-deactivated201703]

I need more of this meme

[kelsium]

I reject the idea that there’s any requirement to be civil to someone whose views dehumanize you.

[chescaleigh]

[mayaangelique]

AMEN

[awwdorables]

Guilty dog desperately asks for forgiveness

[lohrien]

Illustrations by Roy Fish

dA l FB

[exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti]

“I think what we need is a colorblind society.” Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…

- Jane Elliot and Oprah Winfrey discussing racism in 1992 on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

[alwaysbewoke]

Damn. This shit was going on in 1992?! Fuck!