Useless Lesbian Vampire

A gay & ace 25 year old musician who's obsessed with tv series, music, concerts and basically everything that’s gay. Primary blog: @the-loveislove-stuff

[toodrunktofindaurl]

aftermath

(for the before, it's here)

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[catchymemes]

[bo-kryzze]

RIO VIDAL 1.08 "Follow Me My Friend / To Glory at the End"

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[thememedaddy]

[gardenxkisses]

[catchymemes]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[terriblelizbians]

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

[cannon-fannon]

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

[jehanneargentee]

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

[thbn-anything]

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

[asheslikestardust]

I have a feeling we’ll still think it’s funny in December 2022

Yeah it’s still funny

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Still funny in December 2023

[rudimentary-rutabaga-deactivate]

Somehow, it’s still funny in December 2024

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Why is everyone on this post dead?

[partywithponies]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wizard-laundry]

heeppy hoolida

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

[depsidase]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thememedaddy]

[shooting-stars-andsatellites]

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

[puppygirllaika]

in addition: Trying to avoid ever doing these things will cost you in ways you cannot comprehend until you stop and accept this.

[daily-mc-block]

Red Bed

[genderyikes]

Redemption

[nyanbinyuri]