A friend of the madness

A mentally ill creature with too much free time | Name & Pronouns: https://en.pronouns.page/@TheRatQueen

[krimhue]

b-day wolf

[hyenakat]

borger

(commission for @/cuddlepuppy69 on twitter)

[kosmogrl]

[pillowbuppy]

Figured I had to get this blog started one way or another.  This is kind of a test to see how these things go. Not the default for my fursona but a really strong contender to start things off with as far as I’m concerned.

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

[idk-kun]

bun

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[unexplained-events]

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these  silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

[gnars-house]

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

[shirmirart]

Come on, Barbie, let's go party ✨

[supermodelcats]

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

He's fucking crazy

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

Hes fuuuucked

[animevillainscourge]

i love the "he would not fucking say that" especially because of its original context

its true. eric cartman from south park would not fucking say that

[girl-effigy]

girls who go bark bark woof

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[vickorano]

tier 7 (redditor): cylinder

[nitrosplicer]

So I just heard about “Primed: The Back Pocket Guide for Trans Men and the Men Who Dig Them.” It’s the first sexual health resource written by and for gay, bi and queer trans men/ transmasculine people, put out by Rainbow Health Ontario, and it’s a very frank guide that answers basically any questions you might have about safer sex. They’ve released it for free download here.

[damnitmiles]

A similar guide geared towards trans women/ transfeminine people (though not really sexual orientation specific) is “BRAZEN: Trans Women’s Safer Sex Guide.”

[podracer]

Here’s a working link for BRAZEN /(2.0)

[asheternal]

gee, thanks callie

[tomatoart]

calm cabin life

[asheternal]

they still watched it anyway