nmyphetamine was here

Lauren is gone. her parents just want her to come home.

[laureja]

we’re coming for you, Lauren.

your parents miss you. please come home so we atleast know youre alive.

[sweetsicks]

everyone who is suddenly against farmcore is just jealous that I will have a future full of fat healthy chickens and my own home made pie which they will not be allowed a slice ! have fun being negative ! i gotta go mow some hay !

[monsterman]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

me getting ready to go out

[karrakazz]

someone who does photoshop reverse this

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Me getting home from work

[whitegenocidereturns]

me

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[hummusenthusiast]

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thetalkingcrocus]

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

[liberissima]

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[bardstardish]

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

quality post

[relatablepicturesofgriffin]

[papasmoke]

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[bellygangstaboo]

This made me tear up. We all can be heroes!

[conversatron]

[deramon]

guess what’s 10 years old today

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

At the doctors just got diagnosed with huge meat…. it’s incurable

[logarto]

you should sue your doc for criminal incompetence

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

logan shut the fuck up there are girls here dude

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

me: oh no, i’m dying… i feel so sick and weak

(eats food and drinks water)

oh, i’m fine… and i have powers now

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[baaulp]

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.