The most beloved Democrat in America

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My husband made a stuffed meatloaf with goat cheese and spinach that was so good that it totally makes up for him being a butt earlier.

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I am not envious of people dating these days

I’m so thankful I never have to worry about dealing with Tinder or any other weirdos ever again

Being married and in love is the best

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Posting from Lauren's blog just to keep from being inactive and getting -blog after her name.

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Best husband ever

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Usually I order online from Sephora or I just go in and mosey around and buy whatever But today I had a gal highlight and do my eyeshadow and it was so much fun!! I really needed a nice fun afternoon and surprisingly enough I enjoyed my own company I still need more friends in this area. All my ladies keep moving 🖤

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I was taught/told never to carry your social security card with you because if you lose your wallet or it gets stolen youre fucked I've noticed lately while shopping that people are keeping them in their wallet. It may be nothing but they're always Hispanic I hope they're not doing that to prove they're legal. If it is, how heartbreaking

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Yo, check this. Texas out Texas't itself and a fight broke out during the ruling of SB4 You can see Reps pushing and shoving each other I should have been a rapper. Shits ridiculous Stay classy, Texas

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There's this private social media app called Nextdoor that I've been using lately You talk to people who live in your area So for me, the hot topic is the mayoral runoff I love it. All these middle aged and older white men who think they can step to me like I don't know what's up "Like Pun said, 'you ain't even en mi clasa'"

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I fucking hate the band Sublime and I think they're so ungodly overrated it makes me want to shove a screwdriver in my ear

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I was freaking out that I couldn't track my period thanks to my iPhone not saving my old calendar reminders. I went off the Nuva Ring about 6 weeks pre surgery and I was a few days late I know we aren't there yet but honestly I was a little saddened when I finally got my period this afternoon Guess baby Nunez will have to wait a little bit long *chugs rosé*

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Someone had too much fun at Sephora

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My Grandfather and his siblings basically took over this one street and it was nicknamed Gould corner. My family was presented with a plague in their hometown of Hull Massachusetts For you non New England folks the town is in the south shore of Boston close to Plymouth

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date someone who makes you feel like concerts do

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@dammitemma I feel like this was written for you

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Do any of you guys have that song that as soon as you hear the first two chords you burst in to tears?

My #1 is “I’ll be Seeing You”. That scene from the notebook. Oh lord. *Kim K cry face*

Also, as an Irish catholic, I’ve heard Danny Boy at at least 7 or 8 funerals so that one gets me too.

Bagpipes playing Amazing Grace that’s another

Willie Nelsons "Always on my Mind" that's song always makes me tear up a little

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One thing I hate the most about living in Texas is having to spend holidays alone since my husband is usually always working Why couldn't I have been born an introvert. I hate being by myself I don't find it soothing or fun at all I miss my friends back home Super. Now I've made myself cry.

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Can I sell my gossip and pay my loans or what

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Yes. This.