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Decided to finally return to this hellsite. Try as I might, I can't stay away from the cringy toxicity...It's just too damn entertaining.

takethistoyourstardust

WHY IS POPTARTS CALLING PEOPLE VIRGINS

whyequalsemexplusbee

This Tweet has enough energy to power the state of New Hampshire for 3 years

whitepeopletwitter

The next day.

gentleman-sockmonkey-deactivate

Antifa soy boys get knocked the fuck out when they try to crash a Pro-Trump rally in Portland, Oregon.

Fucking glorious… 🇺🇸

kitty-batass

GOOD MORNING AMERICA

matt-ruins-your-shit

Get fucked you commie faggots

bettafrien

No.

Just.

No.

This is not okay. Under any circumstances.

Last year we were getting all up in arms about the left calling to punch nazi’s, hell, I still see people on Tumblr saying the same things - some of them from you. So why is it okay for your side to do it?

I don’t care what Antifa does. When they do it it’s wrong. I don’t care what the right does. When they do it it’s equally as wrong.

This is leading to something much worse and y'all can’t even see it. Just, stop this. This is not okay, has never been okay and will never be okay.

matt-ruins-your-shit

Let me clear up the confusion for you.

Assaulting someone for their politics=not okay

Kicking the shit out of someone for assaulting you for your politics=The only correct response

This was a trump rally antifa showed up to assault trump supporters and the trump supporters fought back and so antifa obviously got their soy soaked asses handed to them.

So the difference is one side showed up to rally for trump the other side came to incite violence and so they were met with violence.

Never initiate violence but if someone else starts shit feel 100% free and justified to finish it. Frankly they’re lucky all they got was hit back if you ask me showing up with weapons and attacking people…if you get shot it was justified.

inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2

Yo add to this, the whole “punch a Nazi” thing got everyone up in arms because THRY LABEL EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM A FUCKING NAZI…

Which was how they justified being able to attack who they wanted, including a WWII vet who actually fought Nazis.

amarretto-cowboy

Interesting observation. The proud boys and Patriot Prayer side on the rally seem to be much more racially diverse than Antifa in Portland today.

inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2

Are they punching them because they are being atracked or because they’re being assholes? I do know that people have had enough with ANTIFA and hitting back. But if these guys are just going out and punching people like ANTIFA than I hold them to the same standards.

I don’t care what side anyone falls on, the moment you start attacking someone over their political beliefs, you have no moral high ground.

amarretto-cowboy

Couldn’t agree more. I followed a Tim Pool stream. Apparently, Antifa was being pretty rough and caught with weapons so police were harsher with them.

inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2

Like I said, everyone is sick of their shit and starting to hit back…🤷🏼‍♂️

andkool

babyanimalgifs

Lmao 😂

memberofgop

The Danes, who have struggled to integrate non-Western families, are getting tough: From age 1, immigrant children will receive mandatory instruction in “Danish culture.”

This is terrible news coming from Denmark, this state sponsored discrimination against poor Muslims and people from quote “non-western backgrounds” is horrendous to hear.

It goes beyond wanting people to assimilate this feels like cultural destruction, and then beyond that a section here seems to indicate something more.

“But the Social Democrats say, ‘We give people money, and we want something for this money.’ This is a system of rights and obligations.”

I don’t like this idea of so directly linking immigration and welfare, opposing one to support the other and being so open about it; the Danes seem to have a large welfare state with one woman in the article saying she pays over 50% of her income in taxes to help support the welfare state.

Also before any of that, children are being stripped away from their parents for correction by the state, this line here from Rune Lykkeberg, the editor in chief of Dagbladet Information, a left-liberal daily newspaper sends chills down my spine.

“You could say, of course, parents have the right to bring up their own kids,” he added. “We would say they do not have the right to destroy the future freedom of their children.”

gestapoknallmuzik

It goes beyond wanting people to assimilate this feels like cultural destruction,

83% of rapes in Denmark are by migrants. I say destroy their culture if that’s what it leads to.

I don’t like this idea of so directly linking immigration and welfare

You don’t like people linking the two, tough luck. I don’t like the fact that they ARE linked.

Also before any of that, children are being stripped away from their parents for correction by the state

The parents can’t be trusted to raise their kids in a way that is acceptable and not detrimental to Danish society. Good for them.

I don’t get the idea of coming to a country, getting a shit ton of money for literally nothing in return and then freaking out when the people that took you in ask you if you could please adapt to their country a little bit.

We would say they do not have the right to destroy the future freedom of their children.

Correct. Raising your kids to not understand or respect Danish law and culture, and barely speak the language means they have reduced opportunities and are more likely to lead an unhappy life of underachievement.

yourunclejingo

Maybe if we put quotes around ghetto children a few more times it will make us feel sorry for the invaders and make westerns happier about their cultural suicide. Lets give it a try shall we???

“ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children” “ghetto children”

Well damn, it does not seem to be working any more. The propaganda machine is starting to break down. What ever will we do?

hattemager-deactivated20181026

I’m a dane and I live in a ghetto.

I hear more arabic than danish, and see more black than white. Every. Single. Day.

A gang (non-danish) called Loyal to Familia, has been making some trouble in our area - manly selling drugs, intimidating normal people (sometimes with masks on), and trying to get more non-danish children/youngers in the gang.

We also had a shooting a while back, which has never ever happend before in my neighborhood.

It looked like this that day:

We’ve also had a security company to patroll the area. And our local supermarket (Netto, we call it ghetto-netto), has to have security from 6PM until closing time 10PM.

This is because of violence, loud and obnoxios behavior, and of course a lot of stealing.

This is real. This is happening. This is my every day life and my home.

yourunclejingo

Would that I believed in a specific pantheon. I would give offerings to my gods to plea that they would deliver you and your people from the terror that has been inflicted upon you.

Do you not have the option of getting away from this area at all?

pink-squirl

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

nas-marie-loves-u

People admit being sexually assaulted and you have assholes who shun them immediately. Especially men like Terry.

Anybody can be assaulted, not just women.

neighbourhood-truthscum

^^^^ damn right

yourfatfeministfriend

Why I’m not celebrating the Fourth of July this year:

Trump is still president and has done more damage to America in the last two years than all other presidents combined

ICE is still deporting “illegal” immigrants

People of color are not being protected by the police and instead are being routinely killed by them

LGBTQIA+ Americans are still not given their full rights

Muslims are under attack in the United States

Rape culture is alive and well in this country

This country was built on slavery

All the United States does is make wars with other countries in order to obtain oil

Majority of Americans hate immigrants even though we are a country founded on immigration

People still want a wall between the US and Mexico

Abortion is now under attack after the retirement of a Supreme Court Justice

Fat people are not given the respect they deserve

Women are not given the respect they deserve

The US won’t acknowledge that there are more than two genders out there, since intersex and nonbinary people exist

People with disabilities are not given the care that they need since Trump is trying to dismantle Obamacare, which has saved millions of lives

People are getting arrested for protesting ICE, which is a violation of the first amendment

correctionslife-deactivated2021

It’s just far easier to admit yoy don’t have a clue what you’re talking about…

amateur

man this edible ain sh..

hattemager-deactivated20181026

yourunclejingo

This

mepphy-land

sirartwork

reblog for noises

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

peopleareaproblem

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?

On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.

(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)

I… I can’t…

lunarhalo24

It goes even further than that.

Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.

The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.

The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:

Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.

Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

Hey, everyone. Since we’re now in July and this post is still making the rounds, I’m sure there are people who are going to want to try to activate the Golf game on their Switch on the 11th. So I wanted to provide an update to this:

All of the files of Golf in the Switch system were removed in an update back in late December.

As @lunarhalo24 helpfully pointed out, this inclusion of Golf in the Switch system was meant to be an omamori, a blessing from Iwata. And there’s another important cultural thing about omamori to note here:

An omamori’s blessing is only good until the end of the year, after which it expires and the omamori is traditionally disposed of in a sacred fire. So the files being deleted at the end of last year seems as though it was symbolic of the blessing’s time expiring.

So yes, there is now almost no way to actually access it. Because it was never meant to be accessed.

higher-order

>be in Pompeii >Mount Vesuvius erupts >sky engulfed in a thick layer of ash >ash rains down on the towns people >the heat is unbearable and deadly >families and friends embrace in the face of death >2000 years later in some newspaper: lol these niggas gay