haha ur gay!!!

lava • ♊ • 20

[lavaandula]

hewwo i have not used tumblr in months but i wanna start again so im making a new blog, like this if yall want a link

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Some friends

[s6sh6]

Friendly reminder that she

[huffylemon]

[copperbadge]

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

[sluttyhozier]

[occupyfall-deactivated20181031]

i think we really need to add:

[joorogumo-deactivated20181215]

BITCH THAT FUCKING SECOND ONE

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[chewbacca]

Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)

[starkeaton]

only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what

[tiffanyblews666]

Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dude I have like mild face blindness and I had no idea these were all the same person what a legend

[loathsomespider]

the answer to “why would you hide this in the tags” is almost always “i respect OP’s time and notification feed”

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i dont

[loathsomespider]

congrats on being the first person of almost 1,500 to comment on this post, breaking thousands of peoples silent agreement for. “i dont”. was it worth it 

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

webbed site

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Ismail Inceoglu

[billfrancois]

Pokemon with :) faces - reblog if you agree

[anangstyblackgirl]

just a friendly reminder: FRIENDSHIPS ARE RELATIONSHIPS, TOO.

friends can be emotionally abusive.

friends can be physically abusive.

friends can disappoint you.

friends can lie to you.

friends can make you wonder if they found someone better than you.

friends can be manipulative.

friends can give you severe trust issues.

friends can dump you.

friends can be jealous that other people want to be friends with you.

friends can argue over the same issue repeatedly because someone’s needs aren’t being met.

friends can hurt you.

friends can judge you.

friends can ghost you.

friends can damage your self esteem.

there does not have to be a romantic undertone. we put so much weight on romantic relationships that we forget how important friendships are. romance does not automatically give your relationship more validity. treat them the same.

[dxctorbomb]

ancient egyptians be like

/gamerule keepInventory true

[dxctorbomb]

this is insanely funnier than my original post im so fucking mad

[gahdamnpunk]

Italians literally have maggot cheese. Ain’t nobody joking about it 🤔

[prismatic-bell]

One word:

Haggis.

Three more words:

Fight me, racists.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also the thing is they say “the sale of live wildlife”

the novel coronavirus comes from birds. Probably that “live wildlife” is fucking. Chickens. Ducks. PERFECTLY NORMAL LIVE ANIMALS TO SELL AT A MARKET.

The reason it’s spreading in China and the reason so many of these viruses come from China? Is because of how populated China is. When there are bunches of people all living in super close proximity like there are in basically all of China’s urban centers, you have higher spread (and thus higher mutation) of infections.

But it’s not China’s fault for selling fucking live chickens or whatever in their goddamn markets. Fuck off. It could’ve happened in literally any market that sells live chickens. Which many rural markets in the US do. soooooo maybe fuck off with that racist shit.

[grandparentcore]

it’s what I deserve